A Genetics Lesson with the Kardashians

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Geneticists have uncovered a number of dominant traits that are passed down in families from parents to children. Brown eyes, for example. A widow’s peak. The ability to roll one’s tongue. (Good times.) And, based on recent study of the Kardashian family, it has been discovered that a dominant talent also runs in the family:

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The Genetic Science Learning Center would like to thank Kourtney Kardashian for selflessly donating her talent and time to further our knowledge of the dominant BJ gene, just as her sister Kim has done for the study of assology.


Posted by Candy ♦ January 24, 2008

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5 Responses to “A Genetics Lesson with the Kardashians”

  1. what is the freaking huge thing in her hand?

  2. It's British Bitch

    In response to Scott: damn, so that’s where my “fill’er up” dildo nicknamed “Black Billy” got to …

  3. Zip

    That lucky bottle!!!

  4. Exyank

    Uhm, the tongue rolling thing isn’t really genetic. They used to think it was, but it’s been determined to be learned behaviour. If your parents do it, you’re more likely to learn how, too.

    I’m just saying.

  5. It's British Bitch

    Exyank: you are correct sir! Who wudda thunk it?

    http://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythtongueroll.html

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