Filed under: Britney Spears
What better way to return to the daily drivel than with the woman who, well, drivels…?
Although it was rumored that Britney Spears had gotten some sense and dumped the caterpillar-chinned wonder Adnan Ghalib, it turned out to be just that — a rumor. [Britney + Sense = Does Not Compute] Just a day after Adnan went on Entertainment Tonight and The Insider to wax poetic about how he would NEVER sell pictures of Britney (because marrying her will land him a lot more cash) and about Britney’s “very maternal instinct,” the two were spotted having dinner together in Malibu.
While driving Brit’s car back to her place, Adnan hit a man on a motorcycle — and screamed at the man, made sure there were no dings on the Mercedes he hopes to inherit, then sped away. What a sweetheart! He’ll make an excellent stepfather alongside Brit and her “very maternal instinct.”
Speaking of which, Britney is due back in court today. She has apparently requested a special hearing with the judge overseeing her custody case. Because Britney is a very “special” girl.
Her breasts look as sad as I felt yesterday.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 23, 2008
At 9:48 am helloandie said:
“Her breasts look as sad as I felt yesterday.”
too funny.
January 23, 2008
At 9:51 am midevil said:
She still has the charisma that got her through the pre-K-Fed years. When she turns it on, it doesn’t matter what she wears. Hopefully she gets the support she needs before it is too late.
January 23, 2008
At 10:21 am omj said:
If you spell charisma S-a-d N-i-p-p-l-e-s, then I guess I agree with you, midevil.
January 23, 2008
At 10:22 am suzanne said:
she looks like she is pregnant - God forbid
January 23, 2008
At 10:24 am Jenn F. said:
Hopefully her breasts get the support they need before it’s too late.
January 23, 2008
At 10:50 am midevil said:
I mean, ok, I dunno what I’m trying to say here–the bra thing might be part of the whole BaT sHiT cRaZy, or it might simply be because she doesn’t have handlers anymore–I really don’t know, but if she started dressing half decently, became stabalized, she’d still have a chance…
January 23, 2008
At 11:12 am Huh? said:
“Charisma”? Is THAT what they’re calling it these days?
Is that “charisma” all over her shirt?
Is that “charisma” jumping out of her weave?
January 23, 2008
At 11:14 am MMB said:
Jenn F. Well done LOL
January 23, 2008
At 11:24 am bv said:
Jenn F., my thoughts exactly.
January 23, 2008
At 11:25 am Vern said:
Mid,
Awww, you’re still upset, don’t try getting all nice bout Titney, it doesn’t suit you!
January 23, 2008
At 11:29 am midevil said:
Vern,
I’m just trying to say she’s got a presence or or energy or something about her that’s still there every now and then despite all the mess. Does that make sense?
January 23, 2008
At 11:36 am Vern said:
Mid,
Absolutely! I think you are a very decent person for pointing that out! I guess I was projecting my limitations on you because I can’t bring myself to make nice with her. Sorry. I didn’t mean any harm.
January 23, 2008
At 11:38 am helltotheno said:
I agree with midevil. Obviously she has SOMETHING that’s keeping all of us interested. Through it all many people still want her to get her act together and make a comeback.
January 23, 2008
At 11:53 am scott said:
She’s still hottt, which means I’m somewhat older than that guy whose age is stuck at, well, you know.
January 23, 2008
At 12:07 pm midevil said:
Thanks for your patience and understanding…
…obviously the bag of Cheetos I had for breakfast has muddled my ability to communicate…
Vern, I know you didn’t mean any harm!
January 23, 2008
At 1:15 pm Vern said:
Huh?
January 23, 2008
At 2:56 pm The Joker said:
The something that keeps me interested is seeing just how low she can sink. I’ve thought several times that she had hit bottom, and every time she’s proven me wrong. I feel terrible for being fascinated by this whole scene, but I am — it’s kind of like a soap opera, only more compelling because it’s real (okay, it’s as real as anything in California is real), and it’s happening in real time. It’s the trainwreck thing again — it’s horrible to know that it’s happening, but fascinating to watch at the same time.
January 23, 2008
At 4:26 pm Wordfiend said:
The girl clearly needs an Undergarments 101 course.
January 23, 2008
At 4:55 pm Jo Jo said:
Slovenly; I wouldn’t go Krogering looking like that. She could at least pull on a sweater and run a comb through her hair (weave?).
January 23, 2008