Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Pop Quizzes
Lindsay Lohan looks like this because:
1) Her doctor recommended some fresh air for her cheeks after suffocating them in leggings for 92 straight days;
2) Her ass is tired of her boobs getting all the attention;
3) Her shirt is trying to hide in embarrassment from being worn as a dress;
4) She is getting in character for her next movie, I Know Who Mooned Me;
5) Three words: Playtex Product Placement;
6) None of the above. It’s because ____________.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 21, 2008
At 10:27 am lmnop said:
Hey. She’s wearing underwear. Let’s count our blessings!
January 21, 2008
At 10:27 am martini lover said:
Love it. 1 and 3
January 21, 2008
At 10:30 am Michelle said:
6- It’s because she being paid an endorsment deal for showing that she wears that brand of panties (similat ro the “quit smoking” gum deal).
January 21, 2008
At 10:49 am Vern said:
*Gasp!* *Wheeze* *Ahem,cough,cough*
I laughed so hard I think I snorkered up a gerbil!
I hope you meant
“Playtex tampon placement!”
January 21, 2008
At 10:49 am Javelin said:
maybe that grandpa looking at her has superpowers.
January 21, 2008
At 10:50 am Vern said:
Oh, and before anyone asks-
NO!
I was never a scientologist!
January 21, 2008
At 11:11 am Julie said:
Does she not feel the breeze?
January 21, 2008
At 11:30 am MsTriste said:
“Playtex Product Placement”
Hah! That’s some funny shit!
Now every time I see someone’s underwear I’m going to think of that wonderfully alliterative phrase.
January 21, 2008
At 11:42 am guiseppe said:
whatsa matta her? she gatta no sense.
January 21, 2008
At 12:24 pm tapster said:
6) It’s because she has a disturbing addiction to attention.
January 21, 2008
At 12:32 pm omj said:
I like the fact that she has legs that can be described as orange ombrè.
January 21, 2008
At 2:31 pm stell said:
I’d say it’s three.. can’t stop laughing!
January 21, 2008
At 4:39 pm bluehawaii said:
Ahahahahaaaa!!
This happened to my colleague once. She won the “rear view mirror” award at our annual razz awards.
teeheehee
January 21, 2008
At 1:55 pm scott said:
so she could be the butt of our jokes??
January 22, 2008
At 1:59 pm scott said:
because the cloning experiment did not go as planned??
January 22, 2008
At 2:04 pm scott said:
because they want to make us imagine what an adult movie featuring the reunion of two grownup lindsey twins– separated since birth–would be like.
January 22, 2008
At 2:07 pm scott said:
i mean lindsay.
January 22, 2008
At 8:42 am Melissa said:
Finally a celebrity that does wear underwear i was starting to think it was becoming a myth
February 14, 2008