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Hey, I once had hair just like that, too, Cork! … When my three-year-old ass was pissed my mom was chatting on the phone and not paying attention to ME (such abuse I tell ya!), so I used my kiddie scissors to give myself a hot new “look.”
Posted by Candy ♦ January 18, 2008




At 12:03 pm Michelle said:
On the bright side, it IS an improvement from the ballerina costume she wears on stage!
January 18, 2008
At 12:23 pm omj said:
Jeesly, I did that too, Candy!
Were they the pink plastic kiddie scissors? If so, what a loverly co-inky-dink.
Of course, I rocked the look with giant white plastic sunglasses that had an alligator on either side. And my Ms. Piggy T-shirt.
January 18, 2008
At 12:28 pm Bee Hind said:
I did something similar to my Thumbellina doll.
January 18, 2008
At 1:27 pm Vern said:
Is there a pic of a cocker spaniel that we can compare her to?
January 18, 2008
At 1:33 pm Candy said:
I think this one works:
http://holycandy.com/2007/04/27/curls-who-wears-em-best/
January 18, 2008
At 1:42 pm midevil said:
That happened to me against my will when I was a kid. I was staying at this chick’s house and the mother hated my one length hair and scissored it. Even though I said no. When I got home, my mother punished me.
Don’t worry, Kortney, we’ll get whoever did this to you!
January 18, 2008
At 1:54 pm Margie said:
Actually it is the best I have seen her look in ages. While I am sure she is sorry about the bangs, it does pull all of that hair out of her face so you can see it.
January 18, 2008
At 2:02 pm Jenn F. said:
omj, that sounds like an awesome look! I’m sure you were rocking it better than Corky.
January 18, 2008
At 4:01 pm Vern said:
*Snortle, Chort, Snerk*
Oh thank you Candy-that was perfect!
I will be giggling all night!
p.s.-Mid-
Was that “helpful” mom’s name Britney?
January 18, 2008
At 4:58 pm Paige said:
She has Paris’s wonky eye!!
January 18, 2008
At 7:49 pm midevil said:
Vern,
shhh… I haven’t gone to OK! yet with my story, and I’d like to keep it under wraps. Lynne S, we’ll call her…
January 18, 2008
At 7:52 pm Vern said:
Mid,
Your secret is safe with me.
Love,
Adnoid
January 18, 2008
At 8:28 pm midevil said:
Vern,
Bahahahahahaha!
p.s., Adnoid, what are all those flashes goin’ off roun’ ma face?
January 18, 2008