Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Tom Cruise and Scientology are at the center of a publicity nightmare this week after Gawker posted a leaked Scientologist video that made the infamous Oprah couch-jumping video look sane. The video is so oddly disturbing that it’s made the news around the world. On top of that, he’s angry as a hornet about an upcoming unauthorized biography promising shocking Scientology claims and secret details about his bizarre life. And it certainly can’t help matters when Tom is accused of “battling middle-aged spread in recent years and looked ‘distinctly jowly” on the red carpet last week.“
Katie Holmes hasn’t escaped controversy either. Much speculation has been swirling regarding the possibility that Tom Cruise might have transformed an unsuspecting Katie into his own personal Stepford Wife. Poor dear has gone through a dramatic metamorphosis since marrying Tom. Medium: Digital composite, Katie photo from Getty Images via A Socialite’s Life. Much thanks to Kimberly and Circus Hour Media.
Posted by 14 ♦ January 17, 2008
At 11:26 am Erik said:
He’s such an annoying little man. I love the red carpet photos of him with Katie where she looks like an Amazon next to him. Its a shame because I used to enjoy his movies, now he just makes my skin crawl and I will never willingly watch any production he is involved in as I cannot, in good conscience, support an outright freakin’ moron and his bizarre beliefs.
January 17, 2008
At 12:35 pm Jenn F. said:
Fantastic images, 14. Especially love the Science Fiction Quarterly with the huge lifts on the bottom of the space boots. Brilliant!
January 17, 2008
At 12:38 pm vern said:
The Science Fiction cover made me howl!
The Funkadelic platform boots are insanely perfect!
January 17, 2008
At 12:52 pm Demon Kitty said:
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January 17, 2008
At 1:28 pm llism said:
Bwahahaha!! So awesome. I LOVE the credits on the poster–priceless! His creep factor has certainly risen exponentially in the last few days, and Xenu only knows what he’ll do next. *shiver*
January 17, 2008
At 1:47 pm iole said:
Your talent and creativity wow me every time I visit your site. I wish I were half as creative! I hope you are reaping the benefits!
January 17, 2008
Roku
At 11:43 am Roku said:
I’m feeling scared for Katie/Kate. Isn’t someone…like her parents?…gonna jump out and grap her away from that insane man/alien? Good thing Nicole Kidman got away before it was too late.
January 18, 2008
At 3:00 pm Elizebeth said:
But he’s supposed to be their Jesus, so maybe you could make a Bible with him on it. Oh that would make my day!
Love this!
January 18, 2008
At 5:19 pm WTF said:
Things are bad when it’s toss up between Cruise and Britney as to which one is more sane.
January 18, 2008
At 7:43 pm vern said:
I’m trying this again. I’m not sure if I was quarenteed on purpose or there really was an error in transmission like the puter said.
Anyhow-
I love the FUNKADELIC boots!
January 18, 2008
At 6:18 am Thorne Smith said:
I am so glad to see that some of the delicate white underbelly of Scientology has been exposed. And I can’t express how happy I am that Messiah Tom’s mindless blathering is responsible. Here for all is a free pass to the upper OT levels of Uncle Ron’s moonshine “religion” for all to see.
I would truly have liked to have seen Lil’ David Miscaviage’s initial reaction when he became aware this was spreading across the net like a California wildfire in August. I assume that might have been one of those “priceless” moments.
But as you’ve posted, 14, poor Katie Holmes is but a Teegeeak-ian incubator, whose bearding ability has been as effective as a high school freshman’s wispy goatee. Sadly, she may crack before her seven year contract is up…
January 20, 2008
At 3:15 pm Shelly said:
I must get my hands on the Morton Book!!
Britts running to the end of her entertainment value…
In the movie, can Polage play tom?
K, bye.
Shelly
January 20, 2008
At 4:41 pm Chansmom said:
Too funny! And great work, 14. I agree with the above poster, Thorne Smith. Katie will be cracking up sooner, rather than later. I suppose her teenage dream of marrying Tom Cruise did come to pass. Careful what you wish for.
As for Tom and his best friend, David Miscabbage; those two have no grasp of carrying on a conversation. I recall a Nightline interview ol’ Dave gave to Ted, and what an ebarrassment that was. The guy had no skills whatsoever. Of course, Tom doesn’t either. I suppose if it weren’t for script writers, they couldn’t answer the phone.
January 20, 2008
At 11:27 am Hippo said:
I would love to hear your take on Katie Holmes possibly having faked her run in the New York Marathon. Even more nuttiness from these fruitcakes.
January 21, 2008
At 5:05 pm Purple ducky. said:
it is as if the movie is a spoof of himself. In other words it looks like a movie any youtuber would make pretending to be tom cruise and having zero knowledge of Scientology. Because if u really listen to what he’s saying, it sounds like any generic self help bs.
I’m confused though, Tom Cruise used to be normal, no?
January 21, 2008
At 12:21 pm Green Is Good said:
The Stepford Wife poster is hands down my favorite!!!!
February 14, 2008