Filed under: Britney Spears
Oh, my gosh. What a coincidence — I was going to wear the SAME outfit to grab some overpriced t-shirts Kitson at 2 a.m. this morning! Only I had more holes in my fishnets…
The latest developments in Crazy Town: Britney led the paparazzi on a high-speed chase last night, which led to several paps being ticketed, but not our Britster. Later, as she was leaving the grocery store around midnight, the photgraphers asked her a number of hard-hitting, provocative questions:
Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) “I think he’s a nice person.”
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: “I never had a pregnancy test.”
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) “Oh, I wish I was in college.”
I have to admit, I’ve always been a bit surprised she didn’t study astrophysics at Stanford. *SIGH* Wasted talent…
Two random guys then approached and joked “Britney, you don’t like black guys? Britney laughingly responded, “Yeah, I like black guys,” and then let one of the guys pose with her in front of the cameras and hugged him. Hopefully, he knows how to Shout-Out Cheeto dust stains.
At 2 a.m., Britney, her “manager” Sam Lutfi and another pal hit L.A.’s Kitson boutique. The store was opened just for them. Britney walked out with three shopping bags and proceeded talking to the photographers in a British accent. “Where is your driver when you need them?” she asked. Good question, Brit! Good… one…
Something tells me Brit’s accent rivals Kevin Costner’s in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Only a matter of time ’til Brit approaches the Starbucks counter and declares:
“I’ve seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I’ve seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It’s defined by one’s actions! … Wait, have y’all seen mah pants?”
Posted by Candy ♦ January 17, 2008
At 1:11 pm afurrica said:
Every time Britney starts wailing about the paparazzi and OMG, why won’t they leeeeaeve me alooooone, I always wonder “Why can’t you wear pants, honey? Jeans. T-shirts. Undergarments. These do not just have to be fanciful things that other people wear, okay?”
January 17, 2008
At 2:01 pm martini lover said:
the tie is a nice touch.
January 17, 2008
At 3:30 pm librarian kathleen said:
This Brit accent thing has been mentioned
in many places. Perhaps she’s imitating
Madonna…well, o.k., not a very successful
imitation in most respects.
Still…makes you wanna go “Hmmmmmm?”
January 17, 2008
At 4:24 pm Vern said:
Did she have her lips done again or is she
ahem, *posing*?
January 17, 2008
At 4:34 pm Jenn F. said:
Also interesting how, for one who claims to be afraid of the papparazzi when it’s most convenient, she plays up to the cameras with her repertoire of silly faces all the time. She makes sure that she’s never boring, always gives them something interesting for the tabloids.
I think she’s afraid of what would happen if everyone lost interest in her. I don’t think she could face it. So if she can’t keep everyone loving her, she’s keeping the interest high by displaying questionable behaviour. It’s all one big game.
January 17, 2008
At 5:49 am Adrienne said:
Britney looks like she’s been rode hard and put up wet!
January 18, 2008