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David Spade, 44, may have knocked up 22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, according to TMZ.
Jillian’s claims to fame include being “discovered” on the Howard Stern Show and sleeping with Pauly Shore, while David’s include luring hot women into bed with his luscious locks and making Dakota Fanning look like a giant.
Thank goodness they may be procreating together!
David told TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”
Somewhere, Jillian is saying, “Oh, it was brief, all right.”
Posted by Candy ♦ January 16, 2008
At 10:19 am Margaret said:
Candy, you are absolutely the funniest human being on this planet. I have laughed till I made myself sick. Cute couple.
January 16, 2008
At 10:25 am jenner said:
Are they reeeeeeeally lowering the standards for Playmates now…..? Is it just me….?
January 16, 2008
At 10:46 am c’est moi said:
the baby inherit great hair and a
dazzling smile. and from its mom,
pride in the “nudie, baby’s first
poop” potty pictures
January 16, 2008
At 10:47 am c’est moi said:
sorry “will inherit”
January 16, 2008
At 11:42 am Julie said:
No, Jenner. I thought the same thing when I first saw that pic. Whichever issue she was in, I’m sure it was REALLY only bought for the articles. Blech.
January 16, 2008
At 12:32 pm Jane said:
Ew.
January 16, 2008
At 12:45 pm kali said:
How much did he pay her to screw him? He is one gross little weasel.
January 16, 2008
At 12:49 pm midevil said:
Bahahahahaha!
January 16, 2008
At 1:14 pm martini lover said:
he looks like HER dad. gross.
January 16, 2008
At 1:38 pm Vern said:
Apparently David wasn’t Spade!
January 16, 2008
At 2:19 pm nashdog said:
I’m more creeped out by how they look so much alike
January 16, 2008
At 4:08 pm Bee Hind said:
Does he have a trick pelvis or something? Because I really don’t understand why attractive women even look in his direction.
January 16, 2008
At 4:44 pm midevil said:
Maybe he’s so big, he needs a zip code in two states. Maybe he’s so big, girl needs a ladder to get to his ‘head.’ Maybe he’s so big, he needs to limos to take it places.
January 16, 2008
At 6:23 pm Jenn F. said:
The porn ’stache ain’t helpin’.
January 16, 2008
At 8:38 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
At least she’s not preggers by Pauly Shore…
January 16, 2008
At 3:44 am midevil said:
Or Carrot Top!
January 17, 2008
At 11:22 am Jo Jo said:
sleeping with Pauly Shore is one of her claims to fame; sad, budddd—yyyyyyy.
January 17, 2008