E-mails That Make You Go, Hmmmm

Filed under: Jessica Simpson

From: giovanni poop [mailto:giovannipoop@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:26 PM
To: candy@holycandy.com
Subject: JESSICA SIMPSON COLLABORATION

Jessica was seen on Rodeo Dr. with Anahi member of the latin pop band RBD. The two spent money like crazy and seemed to be the best of friends. they met last week when jessica was in cabo, they both attended a party to which jess was accompanied by Tony Romo. their are lots of rumours going around that there will be a musical collaboration between Jess and RBD. thier is even a rumour that says that Joe Simpson has made arrangements for Jessica to record in LA at the beggining of march which is when RBD will be performing a concert in LA.

From: Candy Kirby [mailto:candy@holycandy.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:51 PM
To:
giovanni poop
Subject: RE: JESSICA SIMPSON COLLABORATION

Dear Papa Joe,

Maybe you should spend less time leaking “scoops” about your daughters, and more time studying grammar books.

Oh, and “Giovanni Poop”?! What a crappy alias.

Hugs, kisses and dreams of double-Ds,

Candy


Posted by Candy ♦ January 15, 2008

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9 Responses to “E-mails That Make You Go, Hmmmm”

  1. jenn

    boy the apple does not fall far from the tree - looks like the girls came by their smarts honestly

  2. Holy Terror

    I don’t know how you stayed awake reading that bogus tip. Yawn!

  3. Johnny

    umm FYI Anahi isnt Joes daughter and this could very possibly be true

  4. Johnny

    holy terror is fat and ugly

  5. Johnny

    Jessica Simpson is amazing
    I LOVE HER!!!

  6. Holy Terror

    Huh wah wah Johnny? What’d I say to deserve that, and how’d you get my pictures?

  7. martini lover

    johnny = giovanni poop

  8. Vern

    Holy Terror is a badass mofo with an army of nerds so WATCHOUT Wah Wah Johnny!

  9. Holy Terror

    Awww Vern! xxx ooo

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