The Naked Chef to Cut Up Tomatoes, Dead Man

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“The Naked Chef,” Jamie Oliver, wants to shock TV viewers into eating healthier food — by cutting up a 350-lb. man who “ate himself to death.”

Yes, the British Eat to Save Your Life chef is teaming up with celebrity surgeon Gunther von Hagens to perform an autopsy on the anonymous corpse on-air.

According to the Sun, Jamie tells viewers:

“This all stems from shoving sh*t in your mouth. This man ate himself to death.” (How? By eating knives?)

Sorry, Jamie. But if Rachael Ray’s Chipotle-Pumpkin Black Bean Soup wasn’t enough to repel viewers against disgusting food, then your l’il autopsy stunt won’t be either. In fact, you may turn them on to steak! Hey, anything’s salvageable with a little A.1.

Except chipotle-pumpkin black bean soup.


Posted by Candy ♦ January 14, 2008

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8 Responses to “The Naked Chef to Cut Up Tomatoes, Dead Man”

  1. Jenn F.

    That is completely bizarre. I don’t think many people are going to have the stomach (haha, pun not intended) to watch such a thing. And aside from showing a foot-thick layer of fat, what’s it supposed to prove to the average non-medical person?

  2. Vern

    Jenn F.
    I loved the pun!
    But damn! What some people (corpses) won’t do to get on tv!

  3. Jane

    Jamie Oliver recently electrocuted chickens and suffocated some chicks on a television show to expose the horrendous practices of the chicken farming industry. I wonder if he took down this ‘anonymous’ corpse the same way.

    If he wants to effect change in people’s health and the way they eat, he should really just shut the f**k up and quit putting his weird ass looking mug on television. VoilĂ . ;)

  4. martini lover

    yum! i love a good fat man stew.

  5. Vern

    Oh! “The naked and the dead” takes on a whole new meaning!

  6. Happy Go Lucky

    skimmed the article and first comment, i am
    losing my dinner!!! warn me first candy!

  7. Jenn F.

    Woooohoooooooooooo! I grossed somebody out!

    (sorry Happy)
    ;)

  8. Jay Rez

    Ah, physical fitness, whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you like to do and I do what I like to do, ok? But you’re a sucker, you’re getting fed this line about how, like, you’re gonna live forever or whatever. You’re gonna die. Someone’ll kill ya. Someone’ll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are, uhh, friggin ripped - you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry, thats how it works.

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