Filed under: Pop Quizzes, TomKat
Kat(i)e Holmes was using this Birkin bag in NYC because:
1) She needed to carry Tom around ’cause his lifts were hurting his feet;
2) Sitting next to the sunglasses, it actually didn’t look that big;
3) It’s Katie’s get-away bag, containing Suri and extra cash, as well as the keys to her parents’ house AND to her mainframe;
4) She got roped into carrying Paris Hilton’s shoes;
5) She needed something to hold the rest of her Carol Channing costume;
6) None of the above. She _____________.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 14, 2008




At 4:18 am midevil said:
1 and 2, definitely. There’s plenty of room in there (even with Tommy) for the kitchen sink.
January 15, 2008
At 4:25 am kathleen said:
thank you for letting me start my day with a full-on belly laugh!
January 15, 2008
At 4:32 am Jane said:
1 and 2 and 5: She needs a bag to carry Xenu to keep her crazy in check.
January 15, 2008
At 4:39 am Vern said:
I say 2,4,5 AND she wants to keep pointing out how much buckage she now has so we understand why she sold her soul.
January 15, 2008
At 6:12 am kali said:
She’s packed and ready in case the mothership lands.
January 15, 2008
At 7:31 am Linda said:
Maybe the bag is normal sized, and she’s trying to shrink to match Tom’s size.
January 15, 2008
At 7:40 am Upchucker said:
That’s the one-of-a-kind bag Tommy had custom made for her -to the tune of $10k- so my money is on 1!
January 15, 2008
At 8:22 am MsTriste said:
That’s how she trains for the Boston Marathon. That girl needs to start eating again. No wonder she can’t get pregnant.
January 15, 2008
At 9:19 am Nikki said:
None of the above. She beat up Anna Wintour. Then stuffed Anna in the bag and stole her identity. All so she could take over as Vogue Magazine’s editor in chief.
href=”http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/03/22/annawintour460.jpg”>Anna Wintour pic
January 15, 2008
At 9:40 am johntherevelator said:
Carol Channing costume, toooooooo funny.
Still laughing.
January 15, 2008
At 10:04 am Adrienne said:
Is it just me, or is Katie looking a lot like Anna Wintour these days?
January 15, 2008
At 2:22 am lisa said:
Shes turning into Victoria Beckham… how long will it be before Tom starts trying to emulate David?
In fact i think she has them stashed in the bag until they convert to Scientology….. *Loony Tunes music plays*
January 16, 2008
At 9:48 am Jo Jo said:
What a huge bag…does she have a Smart Car in there or something?
January 16, 2008
At 11:21 am Jenn F. said:
I hope it’s #3, for her sake.
January 16, 2008