Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit the ‘Mad Money’ Premiere

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Excuse me while I put on my Chandler sweater vest and ask, “Could her hair BE any shinier?” I can’t lie — Kat(i)e looks radiant. Alien juice does the hair and body good.

Just a second. My phone’s ringing… “Hello? … Who? I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying. Slow down. … Oh! Okay, sure… Cheerio to you, too.”

It was for you, Tom. Austin Powers says he wants his suit back. And something about wanting to shag your wife…?

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Posted by Candy ♦ January 10, 2008

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10 Responses to “Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit the ‘Mad Money’ Premiere”

  1. Jenn F.

    Katie does look fantastic. Tom just makes me itchy.

  2. bv

    I think her hair is a wig, but a good wig.

  3. Michelle

    She’s cute, but he’s still creepy… :p

  4. Bee Hind

    She looks like the bastard child of Joan Collins and Catherine Zeta-Jones. I mean that in a nice way. He is creepy with a potato nose.

  5. Deb

    She really has grown into her looks ! I always thought she was adorable, but now she’s flat out gorgeous. The hair looks awesome. Both the color and the cut. Go Katie ! I wonder if she has a 10 year contract like Nicole did ?

  6. c'est moi

    i love the way she looks now

  7. martini lover

    tom needs to switch from donuts to the alien juice diet.

  8. stell

    Tom looks weirder every day now. Wasn’t there a time when he was considered hot?
    And she looks so cute…

  9. Sara

    She looks like she’s slowly morphing into Posh Spice. All she needs now is ridiculous looking fake tits and to lose the last pesky bits of flesh! Sad.

  10. kali

    I wonder just how much face work Tom has had. He’s up in the age now.

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