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Pamela Anderson pregnancy rumors as real as her breasts. [Gabby Babble]

Nicole Richie to pop within the next week. So Tara Reid will be dumped from the”Skinny Starlet” substitute position she’s assumed during Nic’s maternity leave. [Celebrity Smack]

Serena Williams blogs through her heartache. Next step: drunk texting. [POTP]

Britney Spears magazine cover #1487 of the week: National Enquirer claims Britney declared, “I’LL KILL THE KIDS!” Which will make a lovely addition to those poor boys’ scrapbooks. [popbytes]

Sadly, the tree trunk doesn’t hide Richard Simmons‘ trunk. [Ayyyy!]

Katie Holmes is “so happy” for the pregnant Nicole Kidman. Because now Nic will finally have someone who calls her “mom.” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]