Filed under: Celebrities, Media
My first order of business today is banishing that image of a hairy back from your minds, and replacing it with this sexy Rolling Stone cover featuring the suspiciously hairless Johnny Depp. Because that’s the kind of thoughtful blogger I am.
Shockingly, his interview does not include one mention of how he lost his virginity at 13. Usually, his talks go something like this:
REPORTER: So, how are you today, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Good, thank you. Almost as good as when I lost my virginity at 13.
Or…
REPORTER: Did you enjoy the process of making Sweeney Todd?
JOHNNY: I haven’t done anything this collaborative since I lost my virginity at 13.
Or…
REPORTER: Would you like some water?
JOHNNY: Yes, thank you. I’m still parched from losing my virginity when I was 13.
FUN GAME OF THE DAY: See how YOU can work “I lost my virginity at 13″ into conversation today!
Posted by Candy ♦ January 9, 2008
At 9:48 am midevil said:
I think the turning point for me, in realizing I wasn’t a sexual deviant, had to be when Johnny Depp told me, “I lost my virginity at 13.”
January 9, 2008
At 9:50 am c’est moi said:
i havent laughed this much since i lost my virginity at 13…..
January 9, 2008
At 10:29 am Michelle said:
Damn he’s hot, I like the hairless thing going on, just like when I lost my virginity at 13…
January 9, 2008
At 10:41 am Vern said:
Britney laughed and said I was “old” when I lost my virginity at 13.
January 9, 2008
At 10:58 am kali said:
I’d do him in a NY minute.
January 9, 2008
At 11:17 am omj said:
I’d hump him into submission while reminding him I’m a better lay then the chick he lost his virginity to at 13.
January 9, 2008
At 12:17 pm MMB said:
I think he usually looks as dirty as me losing my virginity at 13…man this game RULES!!!
January 9, 2008
At 12:30 pm Candy said:
Well-played, guys! Well-played, indeed.
January 9, 2008
At 1:15 pm Julie said:
LOL @ Vern. Ha!!
Johnny’s chest looks as bare as the kid’s I lost my virginity to at 13.
January 9, 2008
At 3:16 pm librarian kathleen said:
If only I had lost my virginity
at 13 to Johnny Depp …
January 9, 2008
At 3:00 am Holy Terror said:
I lost my virginity at 13, then again at 14 and so on…
January 10, 2008
At 1:36 pm Deb said:
God, there’s not a man alive -including the one I lost my virginity to at 13 - that I’d rather ravish.
January 10, 2008
At 11:07 am Nanna said:
I dont get this whole “i lost my virginity at 13″ … what does that matter ;S
But he’s at least hotter than when he lost his virginity at 13 ;*
February 9, 2008