Filed under: Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol
A glossy new celebrity tabloid is scheduled to hit the stands this spring – because the world doesn’t have nearly enough of them – and the editors were kind enough to send a few preview issues for exclusive promotion on Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy.
Published by Circus Hour Media*, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics! The rag is projected to outsell both Star and US Weekly combined, just based on the amount of stories celebrities generate for the magazine each week. Regular features will include “Mug Shot Makeovers,” “Jailbirds: Just Like Us!,” “DUI Fashion Police” and “Who Snorted It Best?” as well as interviews with Jack Daniels fans such as Tara Reid, Vince Vaughn, Amy Winehouse and Mel Gibson.
Keep an eye on newsstands because you won’t want to miss the premier issue of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly featuring a bevy of blonde boozehounds, as you can see above. Celebrity substance abuse: it’s never been hotter!
To whet your appetite even more, here’s a page I tore from the magazine, in which the Yoda-like Courtney Love draws upon her own experiences to dispense sage advice to the troubled pop star, Britney Spears:
*More exciting details to follow
**Magazine concept, graphics and layout by14; written by Candy Kirby; overall collaboration done over many late-night IMs
Posted by Candy ♦ January 9, 2008
At 2:15 pm midevil said:
Brilliant, especially the pic choices.
January 9, 2008
At 2:37 pm Vern said:
Thank Gawd Britney has someone to help her!
January 9, 2008
At 2:42 pm Javelin said:
ahahaha… you girls are fabulous hot geniuses. I wish Courtney Love really did have an advice column in some magazine or newspaper, she deserves it, and so do we. especially love how her final thought/signature appears to be “love cock!” don’t we all, courtney.
January 9, 2008
At 2:43 pm midevil said:
Man, I can’t describe in words how much I Love Cocrk. *sigh*
January 9, 2008
At 4:38 pm martini lover said:
great job guys! if you told me cocrk really wrote that i would believe you.
January 9, 2008
At 4:41 pm Jenn F. said:
“so youW and madonlna and stefani can just suckk onit.”
That part cracked me up most of all. And the picture choices and layout by 14 are perfect as always. You’re a dangerous pair.
January 9, 2008
At 1:38 am scott said:
that’s some funny stuff.
January 10, 2008
At 9:24 am kali said:
If I can’t land a job on the editorial staff, I want to freelance for this wonderful publication. Imagine the annual holiday party!
January 10, 2008