Filed under: Brangelina
Only hotter. And richer. And saddled with way more kids.
File this under “bizarrely fascinating to me”: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and crew recently returned to Brad’s hometown of Springfield, Missouri, where they took the youngins to none other than — wait for it… wait for it… — Chuck E. Cheese…
[Holy Candy interrupts this regularly scheduled “Where in the World is Brangelina” post to pose a question of the utmost importance: “Chuck E. Cheese”? Or “Chuck E. Cheese’s“? I’m partial to the former, but am amenable to discussion. Okay, continue.]
All of the Jolie-Pitts, along with several of Brad’s nieces and nephews, feasted on pizza and played arcade games during the two-hour-plus visit. Papa Pitt even doled out game tokens. Awww, how precious. “Brad was surrounded by a bunch of girls and boys,” a fellow diner tells Us Weekly. “Angelina was holding Shiloh. She was so cute!”
Well, Angelina may have a beautiful family. And an enviable pout. And a pussy that can lasso any married man within a hundred miles. But I do have one thing that Angelina will never be able to trump:
The best Whac-a-Mole reflexes this side of the Mississippi. I’ll grab my mallet and challenge her to a game at Chuck E. Cheese(’s) any day!
Posted by Candy ♦ January 9, 2008
At 4:37 pm martini lover said:
i’ve always said chuck e. CHEESE. i also always get a headache there. too much commotion for me.
January 9, 2008
At 5:10 pm Julie said:
It’s actually Cheese’s, but CHEESE just flows better.
January 9, 2008
At 6:47 pm Paula said:
They look Gross, especially Brad. He needs to bathe
January 9, 2008
At 9:01 pm Linda said:
Angelina looks sooooo thrilled to be there.
January 9, 2008
At 9:02 pm Linda said:
p.s. Chuck E. Cheese’s when we mention it in our house (which we try to do in daily conversation
January 9, 2008
At 6:36 am Vern said:
We always called it-
UPChuck and Cheese!
January 10, 2008
At 6:40 am Vern said:
Oh yeah, or
upchucky cheese!
January 10, 2008
At 8:08 am jalyn said:
what a wicked look she has on her face.
January 10, 2008
At 11:01 am unknown said:
Yeah she looks like shit with that smug look on her face because Mrs. Jane Pitt (who is a Christian woman) can’t stand the bitch and probably wanted to hold Shiloh but I am sure the manipulative, controlling skank that she is denied ample cuddle time for Shiloh from Grandma! I really hope one day the whole thing falls apart and Shiloh is raised in a family that really loves her!
January 10, 2008
At 4:43 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
Chuck E Cheese was obviously not Angie’s idea.
That is why i thought brad was so much better w
Jen. She is Chuck E Cheese material, just like
brad.
January 12, 2008
At 1:41 pm LOKI said:
Chuck E. Disease. or the Scheevey-torium as we like to call it. But as germ infested as it is, it is a great place to take the kiddos to blow off some energy! With four kids, no doubt the Pitts agree.
January 14, 2008