Filed under: Britney Spears
There are some things you can just count on every morning: the sun rising; morning breath; and, of course, more mind-boggling Britney Spears news (and pictures)…
Britney continued to unleash her special brand of crazy on Los Angeles last night, driving around without her lights on and getting a flat tire — which prompted her to just abandon her white Mercerdes (which got impounded) and jump into the car of paparazzo Fabricio Mariotto (a new love interest, perhaps?). Never content with a quiet, paparazzi-free night at home, Britney summoned her assistant to take her to the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. Within minutes, she left and headed to the Peninsula Hotel.
Adding loopy to insane, Entertainment Tonight also reports that Brit spoke in a British accent during her stay at the hospital over the weekend. Naturally.
A British accent…? Why, it’s just a matter of time before she’s doing Shakespeare! A regular Ophelia, she is.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 8, 2008
At 10:11 am midevil said:
…bra?
I’m sorry, Candy–what were you saying?
January 8, 2008
At 10:25 am Bitchy said:
Remember when everyone thought Christina was the slutty one?
January 8, 2008
At 10:28 am Bitchy said:
Dear Titney,
If you’re going to roam the streets with nothing but your underclothes on .. at least make sure your underclothes are ON!
Thank you for your cooperation,
Grossed out in Phoenix
January 8, 2008
At 12:43 pm martini lover said:
she really needs to show more skin.
January 8, 2008
At 12:48 pm Wawa said:
I’m surprised she even wears a shirt anymore.
January 8, 2008
At 1:28 pm Jenn F. said:
* still laughing at Mid’s comment *
When I scrolled down on this picture, my mouth just dropped open.
I cannot.
Freaking well.
Believe.
What I’m seeing.
Bitchy, Christina used to be the complete whore, now she’s just the slutty clown. Now Britney is the crazy off-her-nutter whore who fucks papparrazzi. I guess at least the slutty clown has a voice to back up her fame.
January 8, 2008
At 2:41 pm midevil said:
Vern,
*still staring*
…huh?
January 8, 2008
At 2:42 pm midevil said:
Shit, that was supposed to be Jenn F. See? I can’t concentrate! I’m thinking, wow, do they ever point down for such a young woman…
January 8, 2008
At 4:44 pm Julie said:
She is so gross.
January 8, 2008
At 5:01 pm Paige said:
I actually think her breasts look nice for big ones? I just don’t want to see so much of them!!
January 8, 2008
At 7:06 pm Vern said:
Mid,
You’ve been Titmotised!
And yes, they are hanging low!
January 8, 2008
At 7:12 pm midevil said:
Vern! Is that you??? I can hear you faintly, off in the distance! Can you get me something to drink? I can’t see the fridge in my apartment to save my life!
January 8, 2008
At 7:15 pm Vern said:
Oh Mid,
It’s all too sad! THIS is the Brit Brit tragedy we’ve been fearing! Hang in there-we’ll send a cute Pap over to bring you nourishment!
January 8, 2008
At 7:17 pm midevil said:
…and no less than 3 cameras??? a frapuccino or two or three??? I don’t smoke, but I suddenly feel like I should start to ASAP.
January 8, 2008
At 7:21 pm Vern said:
Mid,
Ciggies and Cheetos are on the way!
January 8, 2008
At 7:33 pm midevil said:
Fuck. Being blinded has made me forget the cheetos, the most important part of a daily diet!
January 8, 2008
At 7:34 pm Jenn F. said:
You two are killin’ me… LOL
January 8, 2008
At 7:38 pm midevil said:
That’s me and JT–er, K-Fed–er–Vern! Yay! Wanna go for a late night Sunset Strip cruise? I got a bottle or two or three in ma trunk.
January 8, 2008
At 7:42 pm Vern said:
Mid,
It must be worse than we thought-you can’t forget the Cheetos! Maybe Jenn F. can have an intervention for you-she’s closer, and she doesn’t puck around!
January 8, 2008
At 7:46 pm midevil said:
Whooopsie, I need to go use a public washroom… Gotta fly! TTYL! xxoo
January 8, 2008
At 7:46 pm Vern said:
I hope that wasn’t some sort of Canadian insult!
Sorry if it was.
January 8, 2008
At 7:49 pm midevil said:
Come on, Vern, Stay In Character! Sheesh. Now where was I? [oh yeah, headed out for the first of many trips to public johns tonight. Man, this lifestyle is tiring. I don’t know how the Real Titney manages…]
January 8, 2008
At 4:36 am Vern said:
Gawd! Just talking about her lifestyle conked me out. No wonder Grandma stays away!
January 9, 2008
At 6:36 am midevil said:
Yeah, I totally overslept this morning as a result!
January 9, 2008