Filed under: Beauty
What do you think, kids? Like a little rug burn with your nookie?
Posted by Candy ♦ January 8, 2008
Posted by Candy ♦ January 8, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 12:45 am Exyank said:
Mmmmm, I like ‘em hairy, personally.
January 9, 2008
At 3:02 am Mette said:
Hairy chest - OK!
Hair on back - BARF!
January 9, 2008
At 3:05 am Mitsu said:
Absolutely, unequivocally, I prefer them hairless. I have been known to tolerate a few chest hairs, simply because I realize that comes with being male and they can’t help it, but I’d no sooner nuzzle up against a hairy chest than I would go to bed with a wild boar. As for the pictures, back and shoulder hair of that type is beyond intolerable to me, if such a thing is possible. I once found myself in bed with a man who had hair on his back…I made him leave.
January 9, 2008
At 4:09 am Zip said:
Why not shave and groom him???
January 9, 2008
At 4:10 am Suzanne said:
a little hair on the chest is okay. Hairy backs and too much hair on arms and the backs of hands (ala Robin Williams) is gross
January 9, 2008
At 5:16 am midevil said:
I’m with Mette and Suzanne. I like a smooth chest or a chest with a wee bit of curls to play with. The face can be as hairy as Cousin It, but don’t you be hairing up the back.
I dunno about grooming the guy–but I’ll comb his locks if they are long.
January 9, 2008
At 6:27 am bv said:
If I have to be hairless…they have to be hairless, too.
January 9, 2008
At 6:36 am midevil said:
This may sound kinda weird, but one thing I can’t tolerate is nose/ear hair sticking out. It reminds me of tree roots coming through the ground.
January 9, 2008
At 6:46 am omj said:
bv, that is my policy too. If i have to shave so does he. No exceptions.
January 9, 2008
At 7:07 am Zip said:
Well, many men don’t know exactly what women want and need in respect to the way they, men, look. The direct intervention of their girlfriends or wives (in regard to helping to optimize the looks of their men) is very important…and there is no better way than showing them by example, thus encouraging your man to care all the more about his appearance. Teach him how to clip his fingernails, his toenails, his nose hair, etc., including making an effort to get rid of back hair. There are laser removal treatments, BTW…that can permanently remove body hair. I hear it takes up to 3 to 6 treatments over a year, at a cost of about 2,500 dollars.
Present the issue to your man as a positive encouragement…rather than a complaint. Tell him: “Hey…I like your chest hair, but I really go crazy when a man shaves his chest. Would you mind if I shaved your chest??? It could be sexy and fun…the adventure of it all.” or…”I want to give you a sexy and deep back massage with (warm) baby oil, but first, I want to shave your back…to make things more sensual and erotic.”
See, that’s not threatening to a man at all, and yet…you’ll get what you want without throwing the baby out with the bath water. Men like it when women groom them and give them positive aforemations by imparting grooming tips. Instead of telling him what he is doing wrong, or staying your tongue (lying by omission)–tell him what he can do that will turn you on, by showing him the way.
January 9, 2008
At 7:21 am benzoil said:
Please just give me some of that Daniel Craig - ooooooooolala.
January 9, 2008
At 7:25 am Vern said:
All this talk of hair and not one pic of Donald Trump- (thank you Candy,you are mucho beuono!)
which brings me to eyebrows-if they reach back further than your hairline-trim those badboys!
January 9, 2008
At 8:22 am midevil said:
Oh god, why why why did you have to mention Donald Frump??? Now not only am I blind, I can’t stop throwing up…
January 9, 2008
At 10:42 am Vern said:
Sorry Mid,
Guess I was a little cranky this morning!
January 9, 2008
At 10:47 am midevil said:
Fuck. Sometimes blog friends are worse than enemies. *sniff*
January 9, 2008
At 11:14 am Vern said:
Mid,
look at pretty Daniel Craig-that will cheer you up!
January 9, 2008
At 11:36 am midevil said:
Mmmmmm *purr*
January 9, 2008
At 11:52 am Jenn F. said:
*momentarily distraced by Daniel Craig in blue hot pants*
What… where… Oh! Right! We were talking about opinions on body hair.
Ch-ch-ch-chia! Hair on chest, okay. Hair on back, not a good thing. That shit’s gotta be lasered off. Just like nose-hair… there’s no excuse for it. A little bit of maintenance is expected, especially when you think about what WE do to look good!
January 9, 2008
At 12:24 pm Jenny said:
Hairless all the way. Skin is much nicer to touch and look at. I don’t care much for cavemen.
January 9, 2008
At 3:21 pm librarian kathleen said:
If one could choose: hairy chest and
stomach, along the lines of Keith
Richards. However, it must be said
that a non-hairy chest can be just fine,
it’s no indicator of, er, virility, one
way or the other. I always took it as
it came…
January 9, 2008
At 12:28 am Sara said:
Hairy back and arms are fucking disgusting!
January 11, 2008