Filed under: Celebutards
Rumer Willis giddily tried on outfits for hours in Los Angeles in preparation for her upcoming gig as Miss Golden Globe, an “honor” bestowed upon celebrity offspring. Wow! What a resume builder. Making her job as Official Holder of the Awards even more exciting, is the fact that nobody’s going to show up for the January 13th ceremony.
I mean, seriously, what could be more embarrassing than handing out awards to an empty auditorium…?
Oh. Right.
Posted by Candy ♦ January 4, 2008






At 10:22 am Happy Go Lucky said:
I can’t really say where poor Rumer’s looks went
wrong, but boy did they go wrong. It must suck
to have fame and fortune…and to top it off w a
face like that. Geez that was really mean. I
couldn’t help myself, sorry.
January 5, 2008
At 12:46 pm gio! said:
i hate her face!
January 5, 2008
At 8:43 pm Wordfiend said:
Hate to say it, but she looks better in the dunce cap than she does in the dress.
January 5, 2008
At 11:05 am transient said:
at least she’s thin?
January 7, 2008
At 6:18 pm Jenn F. said:
I’m not sure what it is that this poor girl did to draw so much hostility from people. Could someone fill me in?
January 7, 2008
At 12:49 am Holy Terror said:
Jenn F. says:I’m not sure what it is that this poor girl did to draw so much hostility from people. Could someone fill me in?
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Her sin is not being classically beautiful, and the offspring of Hollywood royalty who are.
January 8, 2008