Filed under: Paris Hilton
It was only a matter of time…
Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline were spotted “getting cozy” (which, I believe, is just one degree away from “canoodling”) at several Vegas clubs over the weekend. He whispered intimately into Paris’ ear, and the two of them giggled together. No word on what sweet nothing he shared with her, but Candy suspects he told her to pull his finger.
“It looked as though they were getting quite friendly,” one witness told the Daily Mail.
Their chemistry practically explodes off the computer monitor in that picture, doesn’t it? While Paris gazes admiringly at K-Fed’s faux-hawk, Kevin looks like he just swallowed one of Paris’ crabs. Sex-ay. Move over Brangelina, there’s a new power couple in town!
By the way, how awesome is it that the lights in this picture give her devil horns…?
Posted by Candy ♦ December 31, 2007
At 7:50 am Me said:
Woah! Classy!
And the picture of Paris rubbing
her bum against the curtain
or whatever she’s doing……
Her feet really are mammoth!
And the picture of her with
her sister…….
Her sister’s head!
Also mammoth!
I feel like I have tunnel vision!
And is she going to eat the
mircophone or talk into it??
Happy New Year, Candy!
December 31, 2007
At 7:52 am Me said:
K-Fed is really, really fug.
December 31, 2007
At 7:59 am Carina said:
Whore.
December 31, 2007
At 8:12 am midevil said:
Gross. Now that Hilton is out of an inheritance, maybe she and K-fed will team up to try and suck Titney dry.
December 31, 2007
At 8:24 am that_girl said:
Whore! The picture of her with the devil horn lights is very fitting.
December 31, 2007
At 8:33 am Vern said:
Mid,
I think you’re right about the new alliance. She’s looking all circa 2005 Britney at Fed and he’s all hard to get,BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAA!
I can’t even type that with a straight face!
I bet he’s easier than LILO!!!!
December 31, 2007
At 8:42 am Aine said:
oh god.
dont let them breed.
December 31, 2007
At 8:47 am midevil said:
What if he knocks up Hilton AND LiLo?
Vern,
Gawd, 2005 was a bad year, no?
December 31, 2007
At 8:49 am Holy Terror said:
Aine I think that’s the plan. If Paris has a baby with K-Fed, she will be forever linked to Britney, as the children will be related, and it will make amazing headlines. She has been hinting of wanting to have kids, so this is the “Paris” way to do it. Scandalously!
December 31, 2007
At 8:58 am Aine said:
oh god. oh god. Holy terror is right. Someone castrate this man. Buy hilton a chastity belt with extra locks-before they breed the army of darkness!
imagine….Mutant crab babies with wonky eyes screaming “fo’sizzle, popozao!!”
agh!
December 31, 2007
At 9:14 am midevil said:
I can’t wait until 14 does a painting of what we’ve been envisioning here today!!!
December 31, 2007
At 9:50 am stell said:
Wow, this is definitely a deeep thoughts moment (if there were any)…
December 31, 2007
At 9:55 am Serena said:
He seems to be pretty fertile. Standing next to him might even be risky!
I just don’t understand the appeal for any of them, with any of them. And isn’t it sort of incestuous how they all end up dating each others exboyfriends and exgirlfriends?
December 31, 2007
At 10:02 am midevil said:
Serena,
Bah, Hollyrude orgies with giant, overflowing bowls of cocaine are the norm. Think back to the 80s–only, without all the cellphone/video footage.
December 31, 2007
At 10:47 am bluehawaii said:
These people are all kinds of wrong.
The Britney trainwreck syndrome is about to rub off on Paris. Nobody deserves it mo’.
December 31, 2007
At 11:18 am nashdog said:
Kevin looks like he just swallowed one of Paris’ crabs
[snort] I ::heart:: you, candy…
December 31, 2007
At 11:55 am Jenn F. said:
I thought the same thing as Me… her feet look nothing short of ginormous in that ass-rubbing-against-curtain photo.
Aine ~ “fo’sizzle, popozao!” made me laugh out loud.
December 31, 2007
At 10:22 am Bee Hind said:
That Paris has got a taste for those bad boys.
January 1, 2008
At 11:35 am Vern said:
I am giggling like tom cruise at all of your comments!
BUT!
Aine might be on to something. Perhaps Kfed IS breeding the inarticulate army of darkness! He could be Jaimie’s baby daddy as well. Yikes!
January 1, 2008
At 12:11 pm Sara said:
I have to say (aside from Parasite Hilton), that the more bad things I hear about Unfitney, the more attractive KFed starts to look. Yeah, he’s a bad rapper and a gold digger, but at least he’s a good dad and pretty good lookin in the face.
January 4, 2008