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Wait — I thought New Year’s Day was approaching, not April Fools…? Because Lindsay Lohan will receive an award for her “contribution to cinema” at the Capri Film Festival in Italy tonight, which certainly reeks of a bad joke (just like the fake poo I used to put on my dad’s pillow to celebrate April 1st).
It must have been the Murakami-like Freaky Friday or the playful tinges of Godard-inspired European experimentalism embodied in Herbie: Fully Loaded that moved the judges to celebrate Lindsay’s body of work. Meanwhile, Holy Candy’s sources say Hayden Panettiere showed up to accept her “Most Likely to Star in Mean Girls 2″ Award, as well as to take advantage of the free hors d’oeuvres.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 30, 2007
At 9:12 am big joe said:
i guess jessica simpson wasn’t available
this should be in your category “signs of the apocalypse”
she’s probably saying “yeah, like, totally. it’s about time i was recognized for being a gooder actress than any other person else. i’m only going to this dumby award show to practice for when i get the lifetme acheivement for the next academy oscars. “
December 30, 2007
At 12:04 pm B. said:
Lindsay has contributed to cinema. If you don’t believe me I will give you some examples of her contribution to cinema.
Contribution 1: Awww…who am I kidding, homegirl hasn’t contributed a thing.
I would have given myself a brain aneurysm trying to figure out 1 thing that she has contributed to cinema.
December 30, 2007
At 12:39 pm Randi said:
Uhh. At least Lindsey’s been in a couple of movies though. What has Hayden done besides Heros?
December 30, 2007
At 1:03 pm Bee Hind said:
Well, there’s “Freaky Friday”, a cinematic masterpiece, in 25 years, critics will surely compare it to “Gone With The Wind”. Lindsay also gives an amazing performance in “Herbie Fully Loaded” and “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen”-she’s the Ethel Barrymore of her generation.
December 30, 2007
At 1:34 pm Vern said:
I can only imagine these girls’ contribution is precisely that they HAVENT made more films!
December 30, 2007
At 2:12 pm Tellin Ya What I Know said:
You have to admit though, LiLo did a great job in
“Freaky Friday”.
December 30, 2007
At 2:16 pm Vern said:
Tellin-
I agree about LiLo’s Freak. Speaking of freaks-who is the guy sitting next to her? And no, I don’t mean the Rufie chick.
December 30, 2007
At 2:35 pm B. said:
She did do a good job in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls.
December 30, 2007
At 3:00 pm Sara said:
I’ve always thought these two twits looked like twins. One time I saw a video of Hayden walking down the street, being chased by papazarri. A walker by thought she was Hohan, and she got really mad. This award is probably a set up to get her more publicity.
December 30, 2007
At 3:03 pm Erika said:
Randi - wasn’t Hayden the little annoying (but very pretty) coach’s daughter in Remember the Titans? She did movies before TV.
December 30, 2007
At 6:41 pm midevil said:
Sweet! Hayden has officially been nicknamed “Rufie Chick” — Yayayayayay!
Hee hee.
December 30, 2007
At 10:31 pm Holy Terror said:
LOL @ Comments
Sara I remember that incident too, when the paps called Hayden “Lindsay” by mistake, and her reaction was, “Don’t EVER call me that again.” This pic looks so uncomfortable, but moreso on Hayden’s part. Maybe she’s wondering, “Does Lindsay know what I said? Should I apologize?” And maybe Lindsay’s thinking, “I’m just going to let her stew.”
December 30, 2007
At 1:50 am Me said:
Who’s the wigged dude sitting
next to her??
December 31, 2007
At 6:38 am MMB said:
OOH that wierd hair dude! I saw him on another site…lemme look if up.
It’s supposedly Taran Noah Smith, the youngest kid on Home Improvement, who has now grown up into a complete douche…
December 31, 2007
At 7:58 am Me said:
Thanks for the
input on the mullet
wig-dude, MMB!
Hayden’s hands look
itty-bitty. Lindsay
has her hands folded
the same way as her,
trying to imitate the
more “likeable” one
of these two.
But I still see those
invisible horns sticking
out of her head.
December 31, 2007
At 12:04 pm Jenn F. said:
What a complete joke, Blowhan getting an award for contribution to cinema. Every role she’s played has been only and exactly what she is… a teenaged girl. Gee, that was a stretch for her acting abilities. I’ve yet to see something that shows me she has any substantial talent, where she steps outside of her comfort zone and doesn’t just rely on good writing and direction.
And the rufie chick (nice one Vern!) is getting more annoying by the hour. She always looks like she’s concentrating on squeezing out a big turd.
December 31, 2007