Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Santa isn’t the only one carrying an oversized sack this Christmas!
Want to wish your not-so-loved ones a very hairy Christmas? Then consider getting them Cisco Adler’s Christmas balls! Surprisingly, the Whitestarr frontman’s low-hanging Xmas balls (the original can be viewed here/NSFW) aren’t selling well — in fact, they’ve already been returned by unhappy customers such as Mischa Barton and Kimberly Stewart — so look for them in the bargain bin at your local dive bar.
Illustration created by my holiday partner in crime (and those balls are a crime!), 14 at Gallery of the Absurd, after, I suspect, several bottles of cough syrup.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 22, 2007
At 9:06 am martini lover said:
omg, i don’t know whether to throw up or laugh till i cry! i think i’ll do a little of both.
December 22, 2007
At 9:28 am midevil said:
I wonder what they smell like. I wonder if Candy can do a “Here’s what his balls / her vajayjay smells like” weekly bit.
December 22, 2007
At 9:47 am Julie said:
God that’s gross! LOL!!
December 22, 2007
At 12:40 pm Vern said:
Oh Mid,
I hate to entertain such an idea but I can’t resist. His balls will smell like whatever they’re dragging in!
holding my breath,
Vern
December 22, 2007
At 12:59 pm Jenn said:
ohhh barf! That is so not sexy.
December 22, 2007
At 6:28 am Jenn F. said:
That is freaking hilarious!!! Leave it to 14 to come up with something like that. Sweet Jesus that is FUNNY.
Midevil, I think they’d smell like corn-dogs and Drakkar Noir.
December 23, 2007
At 6:38 am midevil said:
Jenn F,
Yeeesh.
December 23, 2007
At 8:15 am big joe said:
give the guy a break, ladies. when it comes to his frank and beans or his meat and potatoes he has an extra portion of bean or helping of potatoes.
but it does remind me of this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5v4Tqkuv3U
December 23, 2007
At 1:01 pm Tellin Ya What I Know said:
Damn, I bet you can’t sneak and have doggie style sex with him in your parents house with all the ball slapping sounds he’d produce. My mom would think we were turning the lights on and off.
December 23, 2007
At 7:34 pm Jenn F. said:
*screaming at the image Tellin Ya produced*
December 23, 2007
At 1:11 pm Aurora said:
Oh Good Lawd! Is there anything to be said about men with HUGE testicles, or should we just start making fun of Kim and Mischa cuz you know those balls were slapping the vagina!!!!
Its just wrong I tell ya. He should be arrested!!! LOL!!!
>>>>> running to vomit
December 27, 2007