Filed under: Pieces of Candy

Watch Candy’s picks for “The Most Fascinating Celebrity Treasures of 2007!” [YouTube]

Even Jason Bourne has to go through airport security: Matt Damon and his family at LAX. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Harvey Weinstein obviously attracted his hot new wife because he has a lot of… kindness in his heart. [Ayyyy!]

Britney Spears wants her kids tested for weed, while the kids want Britney tested for any semblance of maternal instincts. [Celebrity Smack]

Ruben Studdard dumped by label. Look for him and Justin Guarini to come to a mall near you! [Gabby Babble]

Philosophical question: If Lily Allen announced her pregnancy and everyone was too consumed with Jamie Lynn Spears to care, is she really pregnant? [GlossLip]

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to return to TV without writers. *INSERT LOOOOOONG LAUGH TRACK HERE* [Hollywood Offender]

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t understand why anyone cares about Jamie Lynn Spears. What I want to know is — when is Ali Lohan going to top this?! [POTP]

Hilary Swank strokes a pussy. [popbytes]

Thetan Greetings from Tom and Katie. [Pretty on the Outside]