Filed under: Jamie Lynn Spears
Finally…! I have to admit, as soon as I heard that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn was pregnant, I thought to myself, “Whatever is she going to wear?!”
P.S. I love that People had to clarify that her LOOK innocent should be kept innocent. Yes, that ship has long sailed.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 20, 2007
At 7:46 am bv said:
At least she’s not a broke ass high school kid. She makes more money than I do.
2 of my very good friends got pregnant at 16. 10 years later they are doing great.
Hopefully she won’t fubar this up like her sister.
December 20, 2007
At 7:47 am Aine said:
oh, how precious.
Lets make cute maternity wear for a 16 year old girl. A GIRL.
These people disgust me.
December 20, 2007
At 8:15 am Javelin said:
Gwen Stefani looked smashingly fabulous as a pregnant lady. So did Laura, the foxy redhead on Project Runway. Jamie Lynn has a girly, young style, which will make her pregnant belly even more disturbing.
December 20, 2007
At 8:28 am DJ Inphinity said:
do we really have to worry on whatever dress she wants to wear.. lets just hope she’ll be a good mother than being a good daughter.. i feel sorry for their mom having two daughters like that..
December 20, 2007
At 8:41 am Vern said:
Finally! A girl with standards! “No belly baring for JL”
WTF!
December 20, 2007
At 9:29 am Carina said:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
So stupid.
December 20, 2007
At 9:54 am Jenn F. said:
What she wears is the least of her worries.
How someone can be a responsible parent before they’re even an adult themselves is baffling. Usually some outside help is involved. But as bv pointed out, there are plenty of young mothers out there who have pulled it off with flying colours. If only they all could have it easy as this girl. At least she has no financial concerns.
December 20, 2007
At 10:18 am Bee Hind said:
I like the idea of tight fitting t-shirt!
How about a t-shirt that says:
“Stupider Than My Sister”
or
“The Whore Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree”
Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?
Does Gymboree have a children’s maternity section?
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.
December 20, 2007
At 10:43 am midevil said:
I don’t get how people think her mother has it hard. She’s the one that sold Titney as mainstream T&A while she was a minor, for fuck’s sake. It is exactly as Snoop Dogg said, the Spears mother is the top pimp goingt. Titney is having trouble dealing with the fact that all she is valued for is her body–but it was what her mother raised her to be. Oh, the poor mother my ass!
December 20, 2007
At 3:33 pm Vern said:
*cackling at Bee Hind’s t shirt idea!*
I so agree Midevil!!!!!!!
Out of the mouths of babes (Snoop)!
The pimp analogy is just so heartbreakingly true. That woman deserves NO sympathy, she is evil.
Years ago Mad TV did a skit about Brit when she was really young and they were making a video and she’s like “I’m Tired”
And the mom was like a drill seargant and making her wear the sluttiest outfits and I thought it has to be like that because the kid really was a minor and they couldn’t do all that shit without mummy’s approval.
Maybe now Lynn can take her place proudly next to Dina.
December 20, 2007
At 3:55 pm librarian kathleen said:
I guess I can only shudder at
this story.
Please, Holy Rollers, tell me:
Why, oh why, would ANY 16 year
old girl — even a mildly famous
girl with a crazy showbiz sister –
CHOOSE to be pregnant and
then a parent? At 16! With a whole
life in front of you!
With birth control devices, next-day
pills, abortion (and, for some folks,
adoption) so readily and easily
available, why is this happening?
The world is still imperfect. But,
let me assure you, it’s so much easier
now for a woman to choose to be
sexually active while still protecting
herself from STDs and pregnancy — hell,
you can buy condoms etc. at the grocery
store! And you can get birth control
pills at the clinic! Etc.
(How much easier this would have made
my choices in my young life. And,
hey, if you are of the “abstinence only”
school, don’t bother to enlighten me.
I am aware of that argument. I don’t
even disagree with it. It is the only
sure way to prevent a lot of things.
It simply isn’t realistic.)
Just my own opinion…
December 20, 2007
At 4:02 pm librarian kathleen said:
Two words: BIRTH CONTROL.
Easily acquired at your local
supermarket or convenience
store.
December 20, 2007
At 6:53 pm bluehawaii said:
There’s an odd dynamic at work here, librarian kathleen.
Fundamentalism/Narcissism, I think.
…but I agree with you. Soooooooo preventable.
December 20, 2007
At 12:11 am Holy Terror said:
Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?
Does Gymboree have a children’s maternity section?
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.
ROTFL Bee Hind. So bad, but so good!
December 22, 2007