Paris Hilton Can’t Sing or Act — But Can She Yodel?

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Feel that….? That’s the United States’ collective I.Q. sliding down a bunch of points!

Yes, Paris Hilton is back in the States after touring Asia and Europe to promote her delicious wine in a can. Mmmm-mmmm. Although, for some reason, this picture of her in West Hollywood is making me thirsty for another kind of drink. Not sure why…

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“That’s hot. Hot cocoa, that is.”


Posted by Candy ♦ December 18, 2007

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5 Responses to “Paris Hilton Can’t Sing or Act — But Can She Yodel?”

  1. librarian kathleen

    Oh my.

    I suddenly see the future in this
    photo.

    Paris will join the ranks of
    Joan Rivers and many others in
    the plastic surgery sweepstakes.

  2. Julie

    Just looking at her ugly mug makes me want to bitch slap her.

  3. jewed

    Wish she would just die already.

  4. martini lover

    somebody dunk her face in that hot chocolate please.

  5. Bruce Wee

    We’ve had wine in a can over here in Scotland for years. Of course, it’s meant for cooking and tends to strip your insides out if you drink it but many students and alcoholics can attest to its intoxicating and slightly hallucinogenic effects.

    Let’s see if the Daily Mail approves.

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