Filed under: Breath Smells Like...
Drakkar Noir aftershave; Les Moonves‘ manhood; cheese — from delivering cheesy one-liners like, “It was a drive-by… Miami style”; and Wrigley chewing gum
Posted by Candy ♦ December 17, 2007
Posted by Candy ♦ December 17, 2007
At 11:10 am omj said:
God bless you Candy. I was wondering what that horrible aftershave was, you know that one that smells like ancient ball sack, and well, you nailed it!
December 17, 2007
At 12:05 pm Bobofet said:
Old lesbian man
December 17, 2007
At 12:17 pm jewed said:
I just know he makes out with his reflection
in the mirror.
December 17, 2007
At 12:58 pm Javelin said:
haha yeah jewed, he sort of reminds me of tom cruise, in that they both seem to have this mental image of themselves (how they look reading lines in the bathroom mirror) that dominates their acting.
based on this picture, I think Caruso would make a good “Great-Aunt Edna” in some play about a girl and her dear old aunt who can’t speak but smiles quietly and sews inspirational quilts.
December 17, 2007
At 1:41 pm Vern said:
I think I detect vinegar & water also!
December 17, 2007
At 3:09 pm Julie said:
LOL @ Vern!!!
This guy is such a creep. Yuck!
December 17, 2007
At 6:06 pm Bee Hind said:
Noxema.
I have no idea why,
but that what comes to mind when I see his picture.
December 17, 2007
At 8:06 pm Jo Jo said:
Do you know what time it is? It’s Howdy Doody time.
December 17, 2007
At 11:29 pm helltotheno said:
Cherry Chapstick.
December 17, 2007