Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, as I’m sure you know, is a popular Christmas story about a reindeer who is initially rejected for his crazy red nose, but then saves the day when he’s able to lead Santa Claus’ team of reindeer through inclement weather (that I’m sure the weathermen never saw coming). The story is so popular, in fact, that it’s bound to be remade one of these days by a movie studio that’s too lazy to create any new stories (read: most any studio today).
Which led me to thinking…
If I were the casting director for the Rudolph remake, who would I cast in the lead roles? (Please note some of the names have been changed to reflect modern day sensibilities.)
Starring Amy Winehouse as Blitzed!
Starring Donald Trump as Wanker!
Starring Britney Spears as Stupid!
Starring Zac Efron as Prancer!
Starring Angelina Jolie as Vixen!
Starring Danny Bonaduce as Lap Dancer!
Starring Snoop Dogg as Stoner!
And, of course, the lead reindeer to light the way for Santa…
Victoria “Posh” Beckham, the High-Beamed Reindeer.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 17, 2007
At 6:54 pm martini lover said:
That’s so funny-love Angelina’s tattoo!
December 17, 2007
At 11:26 pm helltotheno said:
Thank you for being so creative Candy. I love you. Tho it could just be the beer I’m drinking.
December 17, 2007
At 4:36 am Vern said:
This is the funniest shit EVER!!!
December 18, 2007
At 5:40 am midevil said:
Chick, I totally thought you were going to do a story about Wino as the lead reindeer on Xmas eve, and how she crashes the sled because she’s blitzed. So then Snoop gets a circle going with the gang, and the stoned Trump sells off his golden antlers to buy another sled–but not before Bonaduce molests Santa Clause.
December 18, 2007
At 10:09 am jenner said:
Starring Britney Spears as Stupid!
*dying* LOL
December 18, 2007
At 7:21 pm DJ said:
Oh my God… This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!!! Zac Efron as Prancer… classic!!! They were all great choices. This is hilarious!
December 18, 2007
At 9:03 am Holy Terror said:
Whatever happened to the guy from Survivor suing Danny Bonaduce for assault? I hope it was dismissed already.
December 19, 2007