Hugh Grant’s “Brazen” Threesome Upsets Clearly Uptight Diners

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That ol’ cad Hugh Grant pissed off diners (who weren’t expecting a sex show with their Spicy Tuna Rolls) at the Japanese restaurant Roka in London when he got his groove on with an East Asian “mystery woman” at his table — while his friend caressed her thigh.

A “shocked” witness whined to the Mirror:  “It was disgusting. Hugh and the girl were completely going for it. It was brazen. But he didn’t seem to care. Weirdly, the other guy tried to appear as if he wasn’t doing anything.”

Another observer added:  “They sat on the sofa next to us with the girl in the middle. Soon, Hugh started snogging her full-on. Meanwhile the other guy was touching the girl’s thigh. It was like Hugh accepted it. Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers. Hugh looked intoxicated.”

“Accepted it…”? More like too wasted to even care.

When the Mirror rang Hugh’s intercom for a comment, he growled, “F*ck off!”

Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. You used to have so much more class! At least have the decency to get busy in the privacy of a hooker’s backseat, like you did in your more courteous days.

Geesh.


Posted by Candy ♦ December 15, 2007

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18 Responses to “Hugh Grant’s “Brazen” Threesome Upsets Clearly Uptight Diners”

  1. Zip

    So, the guy was getting he’s groove on. F*ck happens!!! Do you know how much it cost for good porn these days??? These people got a celebrity porn show for free–they should be thanking him. Oh, and they should have asked him to share the hot chick.

  2. Zip

    PS–Hugh is a greedy bastard!!! His poor friend and those people who were watching should sue for not getting a piece.

  3. Hugh is pathetic.

    Self absorbed…hedonistic…makes no discernable contribution to the planet.

    (Thank GAWD! for all the decent men I know.)

  4. librarian kathleen

    Once a sleazeball, always a sleazeball.

  5. if you have a surplus, feel free to send a
    decent man my way, blue hawaii =)

  6. Zip

    Oh, please. Most people are only as moral and decent as their options.

  7. Hugh has options.

  8. Jo Jo

    Next, he’ll be going on Leno and apologizing for his behavior.

  9. big joe

    zip has an excellent point. i’m probably the only guy around who can stand up to the long line of ladies clamoring for my man-love. for all others, if the opportunity exists they will partake in the elicit deed.

  10. Zip

    He won’t be apologizing anymore, to anyone…as he threatened to quit the business a few years ago. Hugh Grant has a war budget now (i.e., “F You Money”)…he doesn’t need to pander to anyone at this point. When you have “F You Money” you can do what you want…screw the press, screw the judgements, screw the bad stares–you don’t have to answer to anyone but yourself…at that point.

    If I was rich, famous and powerful…I’d have a harem of women, implied or otherwise, whether I wanted it, or not. You see, I have witnessed people with money close-up, all my life…some rich, some famous, some powerful, or a combination of those things…and women throw themselves at rich, famous, and powerful men…all of the time, without fail. Now, I’m not talking about all women, mind you, just many–so please don’t feel slandered.

    These men that I am talking about don’t have to ask, beg, or plead, for women…or sex. Most of the time, they ironically spend their time…turning extra women…and extra sex, down…as they are already over saturated with women and sex anyway.

    Henry Kissinger once said, “The greatest aphrodisiac in the world…is power.” And you can bet, when you can make any sexual fantasy that looms in your head happen, real time and in the real world setting, no matter how twisted…and sometimes without asking, most people would have to possess the very will of Jesus Christ himself to say no to those temptations. Why??? Because, they’re too busy saying yes!!!

  11. martini lover

    he seems like a sad lonely guy to me.

  12. Wawa

    That does not look like an attractive threesome.

  13. jeanne

    Zip, members of your “harem” would have to undergo lobotomies first, since no self-respecting (what a concept!) woman would voluntarily be within ten feet of you.

    Just because you CAN be a trolling bottom-feeder, you don’t have to be. Try raising the bar; it won’t hurt.

  14. Holy Terror

    jeanne says: Just because you CAN be a trolling bottom-feeder, you don’t have to be. Try raising the bar; it won’t hurt.

    —–
    Wow! Great quote, I’m getting this on a bumper sticker! I’m a big fan of honor, decency, and respect for yourself and others. We are technically animals, but we don’t have to behave that way. If everyone in this world gave into every prurient desire they had, we wouldn’t be able to walk the streets.

  15. Vern

    Actually Holy Terror,
    I wouldn’t HAVE to walk the streets anymore!

  16. Zip

    Jeanne:

    You can be as mad as you want, but that won’t change the truth. You’re the type of woman who likes men to lie to you, however…I’m too busy telling the truth. The paradigm in which we live, isn’t the “Pleasantville” existence that is being sold. It is sad, but true. Still, the problem is only made worse by those who are awakened to the truth and still pretend that they are living in the Land of OZ…and wondering why Dorthy is pregnant…and why the Tin Man, the Scare Crow, the Lion and the Wizard himself, are all pretending they never slept with her…and none of the above ever heard of the word “sex” before??? Well, somebody managed to get Dorthy pregnant…but everybody’s playing stupid, except the doctor who’s delivering the baby–I guess in this version of the tale…that’s me. And Jeanne…you are portraying one hell of a good Dorthy. Click your heels, cause this isn’t Kansas anymore…this is the real world, with Terrorists, Nuclear Weapons, Bio Weapons, Chemical Weapons, Aids, War, Swingers, Killers, Rapists, Thieves, Incest, Domestic Violence, Cheaters, Kidnappers, Child Molesting Priests, School Teachers Banging Their Students, Dirty Politicians, Liars, Prudes and Hypocrites.

    And although you can try to raise the bar…as we all should, we must first acknowledge how low the bar has fallen in the first place…as a reference point for where we now stand…and that is in a sinking ship. Ignoring the truth won’t make it go away, it will only help the perfect storm to grow until none of us can survive it–and where will you be then, but drowning in the waters of your own ignorance(???)–this while captaining the Planet Titanic…formerly known as the Planet Earth.

  17. Jo Jo

    Zip–switch to decaf. The truth is out there.

  18. Zip

    And here’s a truth and it’s not out there: Chemically decaffeinated coffee causes cancer. BTW…I don’t drink coffee…decaf, or otherwise.

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