Filed under: Pieces of Candy

Even scarier than the prospect of holiday shopping: Olsen Twin Elves! [GOTA]

Rick Salomon and Pamela Anderson to have their reality show, thereby cementing the inevitability that they’ll live happily ever after. [Celebrity Smack]

Did Britney Spears elope? Here’s hoping the only thing she’s married to, is her boots. [popbytes]

Us Weekly names Brangelina “Couple of the Year.” Such risk-takers, they are! [POTP]

Paris Hilton promoting her champagne in a can.  How appropriate:  rich liquid in a cheap-looking shell.  [Gabby Babble]

Britney Spears could benefit from more ruffles. And not of the potato chip variety. [Ayyyy!]

Shia LaBeouf cleared of charges. Hopefully, he’ll keep his drunk ass out of Walgreen’s until I can finally learn how to spell his name without looking. [GlossLip]

Jessica Simpson to go naked so she’s taken seriously as an actress. (Or so Papa Joe tells her.) [I’m Not Obsessed]

Megan Fox gives the gift of nipple for the holidays. [Fatback & Collards]

J.R. Rotem wants Lindsay Lohan to play his skin flute. [Dlisted]