Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney Spears — shocker — didn’t show for a scheduled deposition with Kevin Federline’s lawyer today, reports TMZ, citing a hangover “medical condition” that prevented her from attending.
A source close to Brit claims: “There’s a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness. The anxiety is making her sick. It’s just too crazy.”
It’s not the anxiety — it’s the caffeine! With all of her Frappuccinos and Red Bulls…? I’m working at a Coffee Bean right now and feel obligated to keep buying lattes and, I’m tellin’ ya, my right eye won’t stop twitching. Dr. Candy adds that Britney’s “anxiety” could also be a result of her insanity. Either/or.
PageSix.com says the depo will now take place after the New Year because Brit became “camera shy” (uh, what?) and wants the depo to be held at a more neutral place.
Britney news makes me feel like I’m stuck in that movie, Groundhog Day. Every day, I wake up to the same pantless pictures, the same whacked hair, and the same stories about Brit failing to show any desire to regain custody of her kids. AND I’m wearing the same hoop earrings! No wonder I’m starting to resemble Bill Murray. (Sad, but true.)
Posted by Candy ♦ December 12, 2007
At 1:01 pm Michelle said:
She talks about the madness outside her house? hat about when she goes to Starbucks??!?!! Oh, I guess the cameras don’t bother her there. What a fucking idiot. BTW, her “skirt” looks like the ‘poof’ that I wore for halloween to fill out the dress I was wearing. I know what she could leave the house, because she forgot how to get dressed that day!
December 12, 2007
At 1:16 pm afurrica said:
Five bucks says her ‘medical condition’ is morning sickness.
December 12, 2007
At 1:50 pm Julie said:
Or hangover.
December 12, 2007
At 1:59 pm Vernice said:
Is retardation (not pc I know) a medical condition?
December 12, 2007
At 2:45 pm Hannah said:
She doesn’t her kids.
December 12, 2007
At 2:49 pm jenner said:
I find it funny that she still thinks the paps excuse works. That we all buy that. Bitch, if you didn’t hire your own paparazzi cartel, I’d feel for ya.
You don’t want your kids, fine. Take that “I care, I really do!” bit and put it towards letting them stay with KFed. If you really DID love them, you’d know they’re better off.
And now I’m going to go punch myself for writing this comment as if I’m actually talking TO Twitney…
December 12, 2007
At 5:04 pm Bee Hind said:
It would seem that getting pregnant was just another way of getting attention-like wearing pink wigs, running around with no panties, stealing lighters, and shaving her head.
December 12, 2007
At 7:06 pm bluehawaii said:
Ya’ know, she’s soooo messed up Scientology might actually be a good solution for her problems.
Naaah. Momentary lapse.
December 12, 2007
At 7:15 pm Exyank said:
I think the court should just say “Right. Fine. You can’t come to court, you can’t do the court-ordered drug tests, it’s cool. You never have to do it again! You lose custody and all visitation, you pay child support, just send your lawyers to get the court orders and make sure your accountants pay. See ya!”
December 12, 2007
At 10:12 pm Holy Terror said:
Exyank says:I think the court should just say “Right. Fine. You can’t come to court, you can’t do the court-ordered drug tests, it’s cool. You never have to do it again! You lose custody and all visitation, you pay child support, just send your lawyers to get the court orders and make sure your accountants pay. See ya!”
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What would she actually have to do to lose custody? Would a non-famous person be given so many chances? Is this standard procedure? I don’t know, anybody have any experience with California laws about child custody?
December 12, 2007