Filed under: Brangelina, Celebrities
Actress and lead singer of “The Licks,” Juliette Lewis, who dated Brad Pitt in the ’90s, recently revealed that Brad is packing a gherkin in need of a Snuggle Fit Condom. Gossipmonger Mike Walker reports:
“After playing a rockin’ set with her band at club Chop Suey in Seattle… Juliette Lewis was mingling at the bar when a wise guy fan blurted out: “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?”"
Juliette was apparently stunned for a second, but then she flashed a mischievous grin and purred: “He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!”
Yeah, we do, Juliette. Classy!
Of course, as Dr. Candy notes, a penis does tend to be on the smaller side when unable to get up for you. Or perhaps it seemed that way because your vagina is a BIG deal.
For those diligent readers in need of nighttime fodder further evidence, click here for a naked picture of Mr. Pitt. (NSFW or for those with a heart condition)
Posted by Candy ♦ December 7, 2007
At 7:01 pm librarian kathleen said:
Oh, Dr. Candy, you got it in one.
December 7, 2007
At 7:23 pm martini lover said:
Dr. Candy is the new Dr. Ruth! Too funny.
December 7, 2007
At 7:32 pm Vixen said:
Psssst…It has been reported that CSI Miami David Caruso is suffering from the same problem….SMALL DICK!!!
December 7, 2007
At 7:34 pm bluehawaii said:
Lordy! I’m stunned…for once. AND pleasantly surprised.
December 7, 2007
At 9:01 pm anonymous said:
Anyone who has seen Brad’s naked pictures knows that tiny fact too.
December 7, 2007
At 10:05 pm Carina said:
She’s awesome. And he’s tiny.
December 7, 2007
At 12:17 am Holy Terror said:
He’s joked about it. Very confident man.
December 8, 2007
At 12:56 am Zip said:
He must be doing something right…to get the kind of women he’s getting. Maybe he’s great with oral sex??? No matter, he’s keeping them satisfied in some way.
As for Juliette giving up secrets, in a interview she gave to Howard Stern about 10 years ago, she implied that she was into anal sex with Brad Pitt. Anyway, only they know the truth–however, I remember her smiling as she leaned back, and then forward, quickly indicating that whatever they were doing…she was more than happy with it.
December 8, 2007
At 2:57 am Tellin Ya What I Know said:
I think he looks gorgeous naked. That cock is Big Enuf. She is just jealous since he dumped her.
December 8, 2007
At 3:03 am Paula B. said:
If that is small……I guess I’m a midget. He looks fine and his dick does too! I saved this pic. I need to sit on my washing machine now.
December 8, 2007
At 4:06 am Bee Hind said:
He looks okay to me.
I’m so glad Juliette Lewis is in a band,
and I don’t have to see her chewing up the scenery in movies anymore.
December 8, 2007
At 7:58 am that_girl said:
Brad has the perfect size. Not small, but not big either. Like you said Candy, she probably has a big vagina.
December 8, 2007
At 8:09 am big joe said:
he could be a “grower” not a “shower”. and dr. candy hit it on the head. maybe his noodle was limp when he was with her. most guys at one point in their life have had do the nasty w/semi-wood. not to be mean, but if i were looking down at juliette lewis i’d have to sniff a lot of glue in order for her to look decent.
and zip has a good point. if he is close to full mast (which i doubt) in that pic he must be doing something right. billy bob thorton supposedly has quite the hogleg and now she’s with brad.
December 8, 2007
At 8:28 am Jane said:
Why the f**k is she talking about this
now, as it has been ages since her
relationship with him. It must be because
her career is going so well. Whatever.
I bet Xenu is making her do it.
Her membership in the Scientology Cult
has warped her brain.
December 8, 2007
At 8:46 am jenner said:
He’s not even erect in that pic. Looks good to me!
December 8, 2007
At 9:00 am midevil said:
Wait, she’s in Scientology? Shit… she has no credibility.
December 8, 2007
At 9:31 am Lana said:
I’m kind of disappointed that David Caruso is supposed to be a small size too. i alway thought tall red haired guys have bif dicks. Was I msitaken?
December 8, 2007
At 10:13 am Lana said:
There is the proof:
http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2007/11/david-carusos-small-dick.html
December 8, 2007
At 3:30 pm Jo Jo said:
Size does not always matter.
December 8, 2007
At 4:47 pm Michael C said:
Hot topic this one!
Here’s your headline:
Brad Pitt’s penis gets tongues waging.
December 8, 2007
At 5:24 pm Lana said:
Size does not always matter. But MOST of the time. LOL
December 8, 2007
At 8:55 pm Zip said:
The use of sex toys, cunnilingus–fellatio, pornography, foreplay, mutual masturbation, and or watching your partner masturbate–and them…watching you, threesomes, alternative sex–i.e. S&M, fantasy sex, etc., can be very satisfying to couples–so size may not ever be an issue. Who knows, maybe Brad was pleasing Juliette with a sizable strap-on dildo???
How do you get Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Julliette Lewis and Angelina Jolie, if you can’t throw down like a frezied whore in the bedroom??? Answer: You can’t!!! So, with all that evidence…Brad must be doing something right, including really loving and romantic sex, as well as some awfully dirty/nasty/filthy/and unmentionable kinky things in the bedroom, enough to rock these ladies worlds.
Who knows??? As I said before, Juliette–post break-up with Brad, told Howard Stern that in no uncertain terms…that he, Brad…had been satisfying her. Back then, she had no complaints, and seemed to wish him well, and now this??? Seems like she’s not over him yet and is just trying to get even with Brad, and another 15 minutes of fame. He is building houses for the homeless in New Orleans…at the expense of 5 million dollars…and out of his own pocket, right as we speak…and she, Julliette Lewis, is attacking him out of the blue, saying he has a small penis??? That is all kinds of shades of wrong…and speaks to her true character. You never attack someone whom you were intimate with publicly, ever, especially when it comes to those very intimacies…and you never detail them either.
Robin Givens, on the other hand (also an ex of Brad’s) has shown some class. She says that Brad was always good to her, and can’t seem to praise him enough. She thanks him, to this day, for rebuilding her low self esteem.
December 8, 2007
At 9:46 am Kris said:
Widdle Bwad sued Playgirl to stop the publishing of those pics…So he must not have been too proud. He has a Pinky sized brain too. Just proves millionaire movie hotshots don’t have to ge good in the sack..hmm maybe all the airhead starlets (does he ever date anyone out of Hollyweird?) were using him to get to Clooney!
December 9, 2007
At 11:57 am Zip said:
Actually, you could say that about most anyone who is famous, in terms of dating. The fact is, although you have some who are starf*ckers (those who have a sexual fetish for other celebrities, as well as any publicity they can milk from it), there are others who date prominent people exclusively…simply to avoid the risk of running into social climbers who are thieving grifters, or stalkers, out to use them for their fame, power and money. This is not to say that another lesser star can’t try to use you too, as that clearly happens i.e., Jessica Simpson. Still, if you are famous, it is much safer to date someone else who is famous, or at least has money, as it can sure help you avoid a bogus rape allegation, or somebody looking to get pregnant for financial reasons, i.e., millions of dollars in child support. I ask you, when is the last time you heard of a filthy rich woman at the top of her career and power, an independantly wealthy heiress, or a famous woman in the same position, openly allege rape against a famous man of equal wealth, fame and power??? How many vastly powerful and wealthy women are selling-out their lovers to tabloids…for 10 to 100,000 dollars or so??? That kind of money is chump change to them.
So why is Julliette Lewis talking??? Her career has been in serious trouble for years…and she is desperate for any press…and money she can manage, including whatever she can get by slandering Brad Pitt.
Now you understand why Brad Pitt has been exclusively dating very rich and famous ladies. Go the route of Kobe Byrant, and you could find yourself up on charges. Go the route of P. Diddy…and you could find yourself paying tens of millions of dollars in child support for any woman that gets pregnant for you. Well, if Brad gets a rich and famous woman pregnant…you can bet…since she has her own money, she won’t be dragging him through the mud for millions in child support. And if he breaks-up with Angelina Jolie…she sure won’t be pulling a Heather Mills on him ala Paul McCartney’s nightmare marriage. This is just a sobering real world practicality (for successful people)…thus proving that Brad Pitt may be alot smarter than you think. I mean, after all, the man is a skilled carpenter and a architect.
And unlike somebody like Matt Damon, who graduated from Harvard (or Yale)…Brad has never lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in a financial tax shelter scam. You’ll note, however, Matt Damon…who is known to be a very intelligent man, did in fact lose hundreds of thousands of dollars in such a scheme…as did his then girlfriend Winona Ryder (spelling???) who he personally advised to invest with the scammer. Her finacial loss directly led to their break-up.
December 9, 2007
At 3:23 pm bluehawaii said:
…and her shoplifting spree…
December 9, 2007
At 4:37 pm bluehawaii said:
OMG! Who really cares if Brad has a small dick?
There’s mo’ to life than Brad’s dick.
December 9, 2007
At 5:11 pm Lana said:
Okay, Brad is well Brad. But it is kind of funny that DIVA Caruso is so small too. They say BIG EGO SMALL DICK. Now I begin to understand why Caruso is divorced three times. Could be one of the reasons.
December 9, 2007
At 7:38 pm Alana said:
David Caruso dropped his pregnant girl-friend to bed a Miami Nightclub owner. Maybe he got rid of her because she was laughing about his small Dick?
December 18, 2007
At 5:08 pm Mauve said:
What an asshole!
January 12, 2008