Filed under: Media
That bastion of feminism and healthy body portrayal, the Daily Mail, (why, just today they featured a hard-hitting investigation of Faye Dunaway’s “extremely veiny” hands) is such an inspiration that the Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy have joined forces to create a newspaper of our own: the Daily Nail. Bringing you the latest in unsightly flaws and signs of aging every day! Because we know you don’t want to miss a single wrinkle — especially when it happens to reside on Paul Dacre, the editor of the Daily Mail:
Click here to enlarge. Graphic assembled by 14, article written Candy Kirby.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 6, 2007
At 9:46 am Happy Go Lucky said:
I am really glad y’all did this b/c I was thinking
the exact same thing yesterday when I saw his
pic. What a jerk. Maybe you should do a pic
showing what botox and hair plugs can do for
him…
December 6, 2007
At 10:29 am Hannah said:
I love this!!! Sounds EXACTLY like them!
December 6, 2007
At 10:35 am Bee Hind said:
BRAVO!
December 6, 2007
At 1:10 pm martini lover said:
candy + 14 = guaranteed laughs.
December 6, 2007
At 1:38 pm Javelin said:
as much as I dislike this guy, those SWIRLY wrinkles around his eye are pretty fun to look at.
December 6, 2007
At 3:02 pm princess bride said:
it’s about time someone took those sexist fuckers to task. it’s because of assholes like them that women like joan van ark go under the knife a million times. screw them.
December 6, 2007
At 4:40 pm Obione said:
Thank you for doing this.
December 6, 2007
At 7:02 pm bluehawaii said:
PERFECT way to balance the scale.
December 6, 2007
At 8:32 pm feminisms said:
This is so awesome! Please, please tell me that you sent a copy of “Daily Nail” to that douchebag!
Holy Candy rules!!
XO
December 6, 2007
At 8:32 am Me said:
Too true!!
I noted yesterday about
his need to see Sir
Elton John’s hair plug
people for throwing stones
at other major money makers.
December 7, 2007