Filed under: Paris Hilton Art, Sketchbook Chronicles
From this week’s episode of “Hollywood Geographic”: Biologists have recently unearthed a new species of worm: the Heiress Worm Lips. The worm lips, as seen here on Paris Hilton, are oversized, fright-inducing invertebrate that thrive as parasites on attention-hungry heiresses. Heiress Worm Lips are considered larger than humanly possible, and typically filled with Restylane. This species has little substance outside of the injected collagen and has difficulty forming big words. Worm lips can be found blowing kisses to photographers, wrapping themselves around bongs, kissing the butts of B-movie directors and latching on to Rick Salomon in the best-selling DVD, 1 Night in Paris.In everyday language, the term worm is also applied to various other living forms, such as larvae, centipedes, shipworms and Joe Simpson. medium: ink and gouache in sketchbook, digital color, text written by Holy Candy.
Posted by 14 ♦ December 3, 2007
At 1:54 am Viper Tetsu said:
Time for schlock filmmaker Ted V. Mikels to produce a sequel to THE WORM EATERS, with Paris in the lead. Crap horror’s become her thing, y’know?
December 3, 2007
At 2:23 am Eize said:
Someone mentioned that it could also be a form of herpes. XD I saw the pics, and she looked HIDEOUS!
December 3, 2007
At 2:30 am bonni said:
Oh, this made me laugh out loud, especially when I saw the photograph that inspired it. Worm lips, indeed!
December 3, 2007
At 4:03 am Stuck in AL said:
Eeewwww…but so true! Well, that pretty much completes all her facial features being funky in one way or another! Wonky eye, I don’t even know what word to use for her nose,and now worms for lips. Way to go Paris! You hit the nail on the head again, 14! You make my day!
December 3, 2007
At 4:09 am midevil said:
I see Titney has rubbed off on her. Gross.
December 3, 2007
At 4:32 am salmonella said:
Very scary, and always on target. Another great work, 14!
December 3, 2007
At 4:33 am Vernice said:
Thank you for clearing this up for me. I thought some evil cheetos got stuck in her lip goo, now I understand that she is just, I mean, she just HAS a disease!
December 3, 2007
At 4:54 am careergirl said:
Couldn’t have put it better myself. although writing “Paris Hilton has worm lips,” is not nearly as amusing/interesting/graphic/original.
ps: when are you going to have a big fat gallery show?
December 3, 2007
At 8:03 am APac said:
You never cease to amaze - I am not sure why some see the ‘Heiress’ as beautiful… never get tired of your relentless pursuit of the self-important celeb - especially one who has no talent and no intelligence….AWESOME!!
December 3, 2007
At 11:06 am Elizebeth said:
That is just gross……..fabulous!
December 3, 2007
At 11:48 am Demon Kitty said:
This cheered me up since my goldfish is in its death throes and my cat has heart disease .. and all during exam time.
December 3, 2007
At 11:59 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
What I want to know is, how’d Diane Sawyer get worm lips?! I’ve been freaking out about her white worm lips for years.
Paris. Worms. Root vegetable nose and fish eyes. Arcimboldo. Just sayin’.
December 3, 2007
At 1:03 pm mellen said:
I am pray it is photo shopped on d-listed. Good Lord, they DO look like worms.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007335.html
Is her original features. LOL.
December 3, 2007
At 1:06 pm Napoleon Solo said:
Actually her lips looked more like an anus.
December 3, 2007
At 2:01 pm Shelly-mother earth said:
I saw that picture of her and thought “what the hell?” At least she had her upper lip waxed… unlike Moostachio Spears. Her nose looks askew as well in the orig…
Where is Polage?
December 3, 2007
At 2:34 pm Timea said:
Holy shit!!! xD But her titts and everything are sure real
My God,she have a god Doctor,you can’t see it at the first look (sorry my bad english)
Go ahead,lovely 14 *smile*
December 3, 2007
At 2:50 pm parissucksliterally said:
FANTASTIC!!!!!!
LOVES IT!
December 3, 2007
At 2:52 pm Rex said:
She has oral Hemorrhoids. The funniest part is the lack of exxageration. The brain does atrophy, doesn’t it?
December 3, 2007
At 3:47 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
She’s turning into Joan Van Ark.
December 3, 2007
At 4:44 pm Fairlady Z said:
lol, I was praying you’d do something on this as soon as I saw that hilarious picture of her bloated carcass lips. Awesome.
December 3, 2007
At 4:53 pm Javelin said:
ewwwww
I like how you captured the awkward, antique look of her face in that photograph– she looks about 90
December 3, 2007
At 6:26 pm Knox Bronson said:
i think you have finally captured the true ugliness of the paris hilton creature … i am not enjoying looking at it.
maybe you can be free of ever drawing her again now.
December 3, 2007
At 7:01 pm gilmore said:
This is easily, hands down, no questions asked- the best and I mean best she has ever looked. That one is suitable for framing 14. Beautiful work.
xoxo
December 3, 2007
At 5:14 am Thorne Smith said:
Wow…No way! Napoleon Solo is right. Her lips looks just like the goatse guy’s stretched orifice! And it y’all don’t know what goatse is(it’s DEFINITELY NSFW), look it up. You’ll be amazed at the similarities. And how true to form.
Wow, Goatse Guy; who’d have thought you’d be such a trend setter?
December 4, 2007
At 9:40 am Kamala said:
Wow… wow… wow…. true beauty. It’s so her. Paris as Little Otik; truly horrific!
December 4, 2007
At 9:40 am sugarbear said:
Ewww this makes me skip lunch too accurate. ;D
December 4, 2007
At 3:26 pm Jenn F. said:
Ahahaha ~ she’s such a loser! Too funny!
December 4, 2007
At 10:26 am doodlewhore.com said:
OMG. I’m going to barf. She’s not only a whore now but a deformed whore. Way to go 14!
December 5, 2007
At 3:26 pm sit! said:
Haha fking hilarious!!! I KNOW paris goes to your site..
lol
December 6, 2007
At 6:31 am Elaine said:
This isn’t even an exaggeration, that is EXACTLY what she looks like.
December 8, 2007
At 12:56 pm Josh Maday said:
This is a masterpiece, 14. Seriously, this will be in the MoMA.
December 17, 2007