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Nicole Kidman, who must have had a couple glasses of wine before this interview, revealed to the British TV show GMTV that her two adopted children with Tom Cruise, Isabella, 14, and 12-year-old Connor, refuse to call her “Mom.”
“My kids don’t call me mommy, they don’t even call me mom,” she sighed. “They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it.”
Nicole is also likely to receive an angry visit from Xenu, as she recently shared she is unhappy her kids are being raised as alien worshippers in Los Angeles, saying that:
“Yes, they’re being raised as Scientologists. I don’t want to go there. My daughter and son, their life is molded by the way I live. If I wasn’t willing to take on that responsibility, I shouldn’t have adopted them. Then it can be argued that I should never have divorced, and that’s true, too, but sometimes you don’t have a decision in that. People fall out of love, they do. When children are teenagers, they have a say in where they want to be. Los Angeles is a big draw, and I’m looking to get a place there so we can share more.”
Well, of course they don’t call her “mom” — they don’t recognize this blonde, pulled wax figure they see every Leap Year. If it makes Nicole feel any better, they don’t call Tom “dad,” either. Sources say he prefers the less formal moniker, Jesus Cruise.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 29, 2007




At 12:42 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
That’s what i’m wondering. What do they call Tom?
Also, reminding everyone that Nicole and Tom were the first Brangelina of Hollywood, just reminds me how stupid everyone in Hollywood is. You know how everyone had to go out and adopt a kid like Angelina. Lame.
November 29, 2007
At 2:02 pm big joe said:
true. they call him ‘jesus cruise’ instead of ‘dad’. and they don’t call him ‘father’. but rather ‘holy father’. sometimes when he’s feeling more chummy with his kids he likes to be called ‘the father, spirit and holy scientologist’
and for nicole’s beliefs, she is often called ‘judas’, ’satan’ or the ‘anti-cruise’.
November 29, 2007
At 5:50 pm Jane said:
I believe the kids call Tom ‘Mom’ ever
since he started sporting that
pre-menopausal forty-something woman
look he’s got going on.
They call Nicole, ‘Hey you’.

November 29, 2007
At 6:53 pm librarian kathleen said:
One way or another, those kids are
doomed.
November 29, 2007
At 8:31 pm Carina said:
Maybe they’re going on affection-strike till she puts on a few pounds, dyes her hair red, and gets back the nineties personality and spunk she used to have.
November 29, 2007
At 9:18 am martini lover said:
they call the handler/nanny “mom”.
November 30, 2007