Lindsay and Ali Lohan Enter Time Machine

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It’s cool how they’re able to catapult themselves 20 years in the future in that time machine, isn’t it? Now Lindsay knows she should give up the cigarettes and bleach, or else end up looking like her mom when she’s 41 years old….

Oh, wait. My cats staff informs me that Lindsay and Ali have not entered a time machine, but rather are simply suffering the effects of growing up Lohan. Holy Candy apologizes for any confusion — and false hope for the Lohans — this error may have caused.

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Posted by Candy ♦ November 26, 2007

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11 Responses to “Lindsay and Ali Lohan Enter Time Machine”

  1. Holy Terror

    Why oh why, won’t she let her natural red hair shine through!? It’s much more unique and striking! “Parent Trap” was running this weekend, and I’m seeing this freckled, red headed kid and trying to reconcile that image with the bleached blonde, smooth complected gal of these photos!

  2. Jenn F.

    I agree completely. She looks crappy as a blonde. And what the hell is up with her little sister?! Talk about 13 going on 30…

  3. jewed

    Julianne Moore needs to give her a
    good talking-to regarding embracing
    the ginger.

  4. kathleen

    i bet there is a picture out there of lindsay with her mom (from about 10 years ago) that closely resembles this one. lindsay is turning into dina, no? and isn’t her sister just a mini-lindsay now?

  5. *trying not to be judgemental….*

    oh forget it, I can’t fight it - THAT CHICK IS 13 YEARS OLD. That is just atrocious…I know I’m certainly not the first to say this, but SHAME ON WHITE OPRAH. Gross.

  6. Julie

    Unbelievable. That little girl is going to be finished before she even gets started.

  7. Jane

    Truck.
    Stop.
    Hookers.

    Coming to a highway exit
    near you! ;)
    This whole family is irrevelant.

    *rolls eyes*

  8. Marie

    Wow, she looks awful. Really, just….awful. Maybe this will keep teens away from painting their skin another color and dying their hair till it falls out…….Nah.

  9. lala

    absolutely disappointing to see a 13 y.o. girl with so much makeup on and colored contacts! When I was 13 I was still playing with dolls and stuffed animals.

  10. Bee Hind

    It’s the Three Graces!

  11. Ashley Harrell

    msh10xjwpmqceu79

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