Catfight Alert:  Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts Edition

Filed under: Brangelina, Celebrities, Julia Roberts

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File this one under: Not likely to be true, but too juicy to ignore.

According to the pillar of journalism that is Star magazine, Julia Roberts is no fan of Angelina Jolie, who she’s branded an untalented homewrecker. Yes, after watching A Mighty Heart with a bunch of friends at her Malibu home, Julia allegedly told her guests:

“I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film.” The Star source adds, “And they loved her reaction. Angie isn’t exactly the most loved person in Hollywood.”

Another source close to Julia’s husband, Danny Moder, claims that Danny — who worked as a cameraman on Mr. & Mrs. Smith — often returned home with tales of Angie’s flirting with the then-married Brad Pitt.

“Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad,” says Jen Aniston the source. “People on the set called her the Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad. . . Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard.”

I know, I know… let the “pot, meet kettle” outcries begin. But I’m not going to lie — this story makes me giggle. Hard. It’s like high school cafeteria all over again (while I once again smirk on the sidelines): Mean Girls: The Middle-Aged Years. I love it!

P.S. — Spider-Woman? More like Power Pussy.

P.P.S. — Remember the days when we would write P.P.S. in letters to our friends? Like, in PENCIL? Now it’s all about texting “IDK” and “WTF?!” and “LMAO.” *SIGH* I miss PPS.


Posted by Candy ♦ November 26, 2007

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21 Responses to “Catfight Alert: Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts Edition”

  1. mimi

    UMMM…INTERESTING…I WANNA SEE IT LIVE!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2311154

  2. FANTASTIC!!! This will be great!

  3. Marie

    This is like still blaming Sofia Coppola for ruining Godfather III: it was forever ago and she’s done so much since then.

  4. Power pussy! Love it!

    p.s. You and 14 need to make a comic strip called Hollyrude Power Pussies.

    p.p.s. You could have Pretty on the Outside do guest strips, called Webbed Cocks.

    p.p.p.s. I have nothing more to add, but just wanted to ‘ppps’ it.

  5. K

    Pot meet Kettle. Oh, Horseface, untalented HOE, you don’t look like Johnny Depp, you delusional HAG.

  6. I still don’t buy this one. Considering Danny was married when he met Julia, and Julia’s triangle with Kiefer and his then best friend, not to mention the rumors of her and Denzel, something smells fishy.
    Julia would probably be the first woman to let the past stay in the past, considering the sh&t she’s rolled around in.
    And this spider-woman comment, why are we only hearing this now, considering Mr and Mrs Smith was shot 3 adoptions ago?

  7. jewed

    I remember reading gossip at the time about ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ about how she totally lured BP by using Maddox. Like she didn’t coach that kid to call him ‘Daddy’ out the blue-whatever?!!!
    Not that I’m a fan of homewrecker Roberts-
    she would be the LAST person who could
    berate anyone for slpitting up a marriage!

  8. jewed

    By the way,I don’t know why it green-underlined those words,I didn’t do that. Candy???

  9. jewed

    Oh,now the green hyperlink thingys are gone.OK.

  10. “I am JULIA ROBERTS! I have a REAL academy award! If anyone steals husbands IT IS I!”

  11. k

    I would sooooo love to see Foolia get her choppers knocked the fuck out by ang.

  12. GREG

    Of course, it’s not true. Since when would truth be OK with OK!??
    Why repeat juicy gossip in its entirety to
    feed the venomous, untalented, unethical haters? Shame, Candy

  13. librarian kathleen

    Yet another opportunity for a

    “Celebrity Steel Cage Match:
    Two women enter, only one gets
    out alive.”

    Yikes!!!

  14. librarian kathleen

    P.P.S. Oh, let’s face it. Nobody can
    set a romantic/sexual trap for someone who doesn’t want to be trapped.

  15. I found this funny that Julia would call Angelina a homewrecker. I recall Julia’s “A Low Vera” t-shirt that paid homage to Danny’s present wife who didn’t want to get divorced. Julia…come on honey. Angelina learned from the best..You!!

  16. Jo Jo

    Hilarious, “Homewrecker Julia” calls “Homewrecker Angie” untalented!

  17. Rick

    Catherine Denuve said it best - there is no such thing as a femme fatale - some men are just available.

    More importantly - while it appears an alarming number of American women have been kicked to the curb - and therefore identify with the fantasy that is Angelina Jolie “stealing” Brad - (why is it women can only objectify men when it come to relationships - and it is somehow right) - am I the only one who thinks the Jennifer is a raging tearing lesbian and that marriage was more for the tens of millions of dollars in publicity it generated for both of them - and never, never, never was about anything that resembles an actual relationship.

    If the lie is worth millions - who the Hell in America - America for Christ’s sake - wouldn’t swear to it?

    Julia Roberts - America’s girl-next-door and sweetheart knows this better than anyone and would not deign to comment on a public relationship - period.

  18. Holy Terror

    Nancy says: “…considering Mr and Mrs Smith was shot 3 adoptions ago?”

    ROTFL!!

    What I want to know is why we don’t have more “people on the set…” confessions. You have movies being shot, with all of these witnesses who can make a pretty buck by spilling all that they see and hear, but you rarely hear from them. I know there are disclosure agreements, but there are ways around that, especially if you pull a “Deep Throat.”

    So, this is my personal shout out to anyone who was on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and that last Kate Hudson/Owen Wilson movie, and War of the Worlds, etc. Come to the Altar and Spill it!

  19. librarian kathleen

    Holy Terror: you rock!!

    And ain’t it the truth? There are literally
    hundreds of people attached to any movie
    project.

    Why don’t we get more genuine “inside info”
    than we do?

    It’s something I’ve pondered for a long
    time.

    I have great respect for all the
    folks who get no flashy credit for their
    work, but who toil in the movie-making
    business.

    I always stay in the theatre to read the
    credits, because somebody should recognize
    the work of all those non-celebrity
    employees who make the Hollywood star
    machine possible.

    Surely, some of them could be coerced to
    cough up the really great dope on
    everybody (and please, don’t call me
    Shirley).

  20. Jenn F.

    I’d put any amount of money on a bet that the whole story was fabricated by a tabloid.

  21. Holy Terror

    library Kathleen says: I always stay in the theatre to read the credits, because somebody should recognize the work of all those non-celebrity employees who make the Hollywood star machine possible.

    No Kathleen YOU Rock! LOL Do you know I ALWAYS stay for the credits for that purpose exactly? My neices and nephews are running around in the aisles, asking me, “But why can’t we go now?” And I have to explain to them every time why we will wait and watch the credits. When I go with my adult friends, it’s understood, but with the kids it’s a harder sell!

    It’s so cool when we are rewarded with those after credits skits and outtakes sometimes. Even “28 Days Later” had an alternative ending after the credits!

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