Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney Spears has a new boy toy — Los Angeles waiter/actor Michael Marchand. Of course, what guy in Los Angeles isn’t a waiter/actor — except those that are waiters/screenwriters, that is.
According to Life & Style magazine, the two recently went out for a late-night dinner at his work, Mirabelle in West Hollywood: “Michael Marchand came a little after midnight, and Britney Spears came in right after. They were being discreet,” says an eyewitness. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming. He made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.”
Britney reportedly “instantly fell” for Marchand at Mirabelle when she ate there in early November. A source close to the waiter said, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.”
Who goes on a date at their workplace? Isn’t that the last place you want to be when you’re off the clock? Poor guy thought he’d scored a meal ticket to Mr. Chow and The Ivy, and here the woman’s making him use his employee discount to buy them dinner! He should try flashing that “secret smile” a few more times — maybe then Britney will at least spring for Gorditas at Taco Bell. And she can use her frequent customer discount.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 22, 2007
At 12:33 am Happy Go Lucky said:
Yeah, who goes on a date at the restaurant they work at?? Maybe he was trying to prove to his co-workers that he did in fact score w Ms Spears. On the bright side, at least he looks like he bathes.
November 23, 2007
At 2:29 am Rogue said:
is hea fricken waitor or an actor!
November 23, 2007
At 6:10 am Jo Jo said:
That clean-cut looking guy should turn and run for his life.
November 23, 2007
At 9:13 am omj said:
He looks kind of like the off brand Ken I got for Christmas like 15 years ago. His head wasn’t the mushy plastic, it was hard and shiny, and of course he was not nearly anatomically correct.
I wonder if I pull this guys pants down, will I find a smooth plastic slope betwixt his legs?
November 23, 2007
At 12:20 pm Jenn F. said:
What the hell is a secret smile? How can he be turned on by her? What is there to be turned on by ~ dirty hair extensions? Taco Bell Chimichanga farts? Questionable sanity? Ken doll’s got dollar signs in his eyes.
November 23, 2007
At 3:04 pm Holy Terror said:
ROFL omj!!
November 23, 2007
At 3:45 pm Bee Hind said:
I think old Mike wants to be discovered.
Tough town.
Poor bumblehead can’t see that his “secret smile”
has nothing to do with her beauty,
but more with her bank account.
November 23, 2007
At 7:31 pm bluehawaii said:
Eeeeek! This ain’t good!!
He reminds me of William Holden from “Sunset Blvd.” He’s going to end up face down in a swimming pool…
…narrating from the afterlife.
November 23, 2007
At 4:29 am Bee Hind said:
That’s a PERFECT analogy bluehawaii!
A washed up Popstar and the Wannabe Actor,
all they need is an animal undertaker and a dead monkey.
November 24, 2007
At 6:09 am bluehawaii said:
Ahahahahaha…
November 24, 2007
At 11:41 am CLICK HERE said:
He’s not looking so good but maybe he can bring the old Brit back
November 25, 2007
At 4:48 am jewed said:
Gotta love a chick that treats her babies
like crap.
November 26, 2007