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Stars — They’re just like Melrose Place!
Yes, Sienna Miller and Kate Moss apparently live in a real-life soap opera, as Kate reportedly confronted Sienna at a mutual friend’s b-day party in London, hissing that: “If you hurt Rhys, you’ll have made an enemy for life. Treat him right and we’ll leave you alone. But don’t hurt him because we love him — and we always stick together.”
For those who don’t know, Rhys Ifans is a Welsh actor and Sienna’s BF (his lovely mug is above).
Seriously, does anyone past the age of 16 actually talk like that? That isn’t even Melrose Place-caliber dialogue — it’s more like Gossip Girl! I’m sure it was followed by a heated stare-down, then Kate Moss walking off… okay, stumbling off… while the camera zoomed on Sienna’s tortured face. Is she going to hurt Rhys? Will Kate sic Pete Doherty’s crack-addicted cat on her? Hold on Sienna’s conflicted expression, as we…
FADE OUT.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 20, 2007





At 1:08 pm Hannah said:
It’s funny how we always see British stars wasted in the back of their limos. At least they use drivers!!!
November 20, 2007
At 1:55 pm princess bride said:
kate got old real quick.
November 20, 2007
At 2:25 pm Jenn F. said:
How very high school.
November 20, 2007
At 9:11 pm bluehawaii said:
WTF??
What man wants the women in his circle threatening his girlfriend?? Isn’t that juvenile, emasculating, domineering, humiliating, disrespectful…yada, yada, yada??
He may ACTUALLY love Sienna.
November 20, 2007
At 10:55 pm Me said:
I agree with Hannah.
At least they use drivers
and don’t d&d.
November 20, 2007
At 8:10 am Jo Jo said:
so middle-school
November 21, 2007
At 4:42 pm Yoink! said:
Why all the fuss over a 50 year old alcoholic and coke fiend? Sienna will dump him when she gets tired of footing the bills, not a day sooner just to piss of Kate. Jealous little cats.
November 25, 2007