Patrick Dempsey is Such a Doll

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Literally.

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Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams at MTV’s “TRL” Studios in NYC

Note to Holy Rollers: The Patrick Dempsey doll would make a nice Christmas gift for Candy. She needs someone to fill the void now that she’s broken up with George. Sure, he may have huge plastic hair and doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct — or is he? — but, hey, Candy talks about herself in the third person. We all have our quirks. At least the Patrick Dempsey doll won’t get bitchy with Fabio. Which is all that she asks, really.

Candy’s looking forward to spending the holidays with her new boyfriend (hint, hint)!

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Posted by Candy ♦ November 19, 2007

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9 Responses to “Patrick Dempsey is Such a Doll”

  1. Linda

    that’s so sad… Amy has no feet.

  2. Wawa

    Not as sad as the doll having no manhood.

  3. Mette

    I’d take the real deal!

  4. Rogue

    HMMMM…THE DOLL IS FINE, BUT I’D STICK WITH THE REAL THING THOUGH

  5. Jane

    Well, at least the toy maker
    got the hair right. ;)

  6. Linda - you KNOW that pic will turn up on Go Fug Yourself. Those chicks HATE the “no feet” look…LOL

    Fashion sense aside, I adore that Amy Adams. She seems like a lovely person.

  7. Hannah

    Patrick is so hot.

  8. Patrick has come a long way…

    I remember the days when he played second rate parts as “pizza boys.”

    He’s sooo evolved now. Manly. F**kable.

  9. Jo Jo

    GI Joe has got to be jealous.

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