Filed under: Celebrities
Literally.
Patrick Dempsey and Amy Adams at MTV’s “TRL” Studios in NYC
Note to Holy Rollers: The Patrick Dempsey doll would make a nice Christmas gift for Candy. She needs someone to fill the void now that she’s broken up with George. Sure, he may have huge plastic hair and doesn’t appear to be anatomically correct — or is he? — but, hey, Candy talks about herself in the third person. We all have our quirks. At least the Patrick Dempsey doll won’t get bitchy with Fabio. Which is all that she asks, really.
Candy’s looking forward to spending the holidays with her new boyfriend (hint, hint)!
Posted by Candy ♦ November 19, 2007




At 10:42 pm Linda said:
that’s so sad… Amy has no feet.
November 19, 2007
At 1:26 am Wawa said:
Not as sad as the doll having no manhood.
November 20, 2007
At 1:32 am Mette said:
I’d take the real deal!
November 20, 2007
At 4:35 am Rogue said:
HMMMM…THE DOLL IS FINE, BUT I’D STICK WITH THE REAL THING THOUGH
November 20, 2007
At 6:08 am Jane said:
Well, at least the toy maker
got the hair right.
November 20, 2007
At 9:44 am jenner said:
Linda - you KNOW that pic will turn up on Go Fug Yourself. Those chicks HATE the “no feet” look…LOL
Fashion sense aside, I adore that Amy Adams. She seems like a lovely person.
November 20, 2007
At 1:12 pm Hannah said:
Patrick is so hot.
November 20, 2007
At 9:32 pm bluehawaii said:
Patrick has come a long way…
I remember the days when he played second rate parts as “pizza boys.”
He’s sooo evolved now. Manly. F**kable.
November 20, 2007
At 8:17 am Jo Jo said:
GI Joe has got to be jealous.
November 21, 2007