13 is the New 40

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Behold Lindsay Lohan at age 13 versus her sister, Ali, who is currently 13 years old. *SIGH* It would do Lindsay a world of good to return to those fresh-faced days of Dr. Pepper-flavored Lip Smackers and red hair.  As for Ali…

Looking like a 40-year-old stripper is not cool, young lady. No matter what your mom tells you.

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Posted by Candy ♦ November 16, 2007

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18 Responses to “13 is the New 40”

  1. Jenn F.

    Oh.
    My.
    God.
    Are you serious? That’s what she looks like now, at age 13? Dina’s been doing some serious pimping. That’s brutal.

  2. That’s pretty sick. :(

  3. Jane

    Wouldn’t pimping your kids out like
    this be considered child endangerment?

    This girl looks like a 30 year old
    Jersey mother of three, or like a truck-stop
    hooker. I guess that runs in the family.
    Why is this family relevant??

  4. Bee Hind

    She does look like a soccer mom, a sexy soccer mom.

    “Missy, you need to wash your face and quit teasing your hair, and absolutely no breast implants until you’re at least fifteen!”

  5. Julie

    OMG! I can not beleive she’s 13!

  6. moonlight dancer

    I think Ali is developing the Paris Hilton wonky eye. Is there some sort of disease attacking young hollywood that makes their left eye go all wonky? Candy, I think we need an expose on the wonky eye epidemic.

  7. jenn

    she looks ‘hard’ already - a shame.

  8. martini lover

    blame it on the bratz dolls.

  9. librarian kathleen

    Any chance at all that this picture is
    Photoshopped?

    No, I didn’t think so.

    Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!!!

  10. Hannah

    Looks like a glamour shot!!!

  11. Exyank

    Does Ali have a squinty eye in imitation of Paris Hilton? Or is it just a bad shot? Enquiring minds want to know…

  12. Scott

    I had acne the other day, and truly felt blessed. Next, I’m hoping for the dude up above to put back some of the hair he stole from ‘me’ head. And I’d like to be cool by Christmas. I’m hopeful.

  13. Scott

    Is her nose related to Paris’ nose?

  14. Scott

    Or Perez’s nose? lol

  15. KAT

    FOR SHAME, YOU WRETCHED EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER!! THAT CHILD LOOKS LIKE A USED UP “LOT LIZARD” LOOKING FOR A “DATE”!!!!

  16. Holy Terror

    Look at the two of them last November on the cover of Cosmos Girl. Just…one…year…later. Tragic.

    http://www.cosmogirl.com/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-q&a

  17. sugarbear

    I think it’s called a lot of make-up on a child. As usual the perverts win out and exploit kids.

  18. melanie

    drug addicted whore.
    and the eye.. i bet she like brutally stabbed it a couple times so it would reduce to half it’s size. Paris-wannabe. but it also looks like lazy-eye.
    i miss the innocent Lindsay. in the picture she looks 10 and Ali looks 30.

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