Filed under: Britney Spears, Pop Quizzes
Britney’s new “look” is a result of:
1) The remains of a Starbucks Pomegranate Frappuccino;
2) Applying lipstick while driving the car over a paparazzo’s foot;
3) Restylane injected by Dr. Jan Adams;
4) The lingering effects of having been “friends” with Paris;
5) A faulty crystal meth pipe (hope she kept the warranty!); or…
6) None of the above. It’s ______________.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 15, 2007
At 11:57 am U NO U WANT IT said:
hahahahah!!! thats hilarious… but if u ask me… i think its a bit of all of them … i love holy candy!
November 15, 2007
At 12:06 pm jewed said:
A botched mustache-removing exercise.
November 15, 2007
At 12:11 pm stell said:
I say she hit the brakes too hard and bumped her lip against… something.
November 15, 2007
At 12:18 pm Jenn F. said:
Trying to rub the Cheetos dust off her mouth before the papparazzi got a picture of it.
November 15, 2007
At 12:22 pm Julie said:
It’s probably where the court-appointed monitor back handed her.
November 15, 2007
At 12:29 pm Bee Hind said:
She was making out with Ronald McDonald.
November 15, 2007
At 12:39 pm jenner said:
Hmm…the past couple of days I’ve noticed her face is thinner. And we all know that isn’t possible what with allt he fraps and cheetos & whatnot. SO I think this red mark is one of MANY procedures she’s had over the past 4 or 5 days. Lipo, collagen, etc - I think she went for the package deal (it’s cheaper, you know?)
November 15, 2007
At 12:40 pm bv said:
It’s a fresh wax.
November 15, 2007
At 12:47 pm Michelle said:
I choose #6, but let me ask you, how the hell do you get pink EYE on your lips?!
November 15, 2007
At 12:54 pm jewed said:
Hahahahaha LMAO @ Julie
November 15, 2007
At 1:35 pm sgita said:
the creepin’ crud
November 15, 2007
At 1:49 pm kathleen said:
yikes. the fingernails bitten to stubs…the upper lip, the hair, the whole package…
screams of meth addict.
November 15, 2007
At 3:13 pm Roope said:
nasty
November 15, 2007
At 3:14 pm Monarhu said:
I think she just shave her moustache and her skin got abscesses http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183
November 15, 2007
At 3:48 pm librarian kathleen said:
MRSA?
November 15, 2007
At 7:39 pm Jane said:
She had her lips wrapped around the
exhaust pipe of her car to get high??
NO?? Okay, then she tried to wax her
upper lip herself by using the wax out
the bottom of a lit-candle at home.
Home wax treatment.
Oh yeah, she sucks. ; )
November 15, 2007
At 7:40 pm Jane said:
Also, her nails look divine! :0
November 15, 2007
At 7:49 pm Exyank said:
I think she must have heard/seen all the criticisms about her mustache (which was mostly just accentuated by her beestung lips) and has waxed it off or used some sort of chemical to remove the hair, and had a reaction.
It amazes me how she’s morphing, right before our eyes, from “sexy hot schoolgirl” into “Jerry Springer style trailer trash”. She should hook up with Kid Rock. They’d be perfect for each other!
November 15, 2007
At 7:52 pm Scott said:
she is perfect!
November 15, 2007
At 11:45 am Aidan said:
It could be her asthma, not that I’m making any excuses for her, but I have asthma and when the mold count gets to bad I form a very similar red patch under my nose. Its some kind of reaction that my body has when I’m about to or am having an asthma attack.
November 16, 2007
At 3:34 pm Holy Terror said:
Julie says:It’s probably where the court-appointed monitor back handed her
ROTFL!!
November 17, 2007
At 9:18 pm Yoli said:
boogers!
November 18, 2007