Filed under: Celebrities
People magazine has really taken a chance this year by declaring — wait for it… wait for it… — none other than MATT DAMON the “Sexiest Man Alive!” Well, knock me over with a feather and call me Fifi. I am shocked. Just shocked…!
Actually, no need to call me Fifi. I already have the name of a Scottish Terrier.
Must have been quite a heated debate in the People offices:
“Should we give it to Clooney again? Nah, he blew it with that Fabio debacle. How ’bout Brad…? Nah, he’s got too many damn kids. Hey, I know — how ’bout that other guy from Ocean’s Thirteen? He’s sorta cute.” [NONCOMMITTAL SHRUGS ALL AROUND] “Yeah, sure… why not?
Elliott Gould in 2008!
Posted by Candy ♦ November 14, 2007





At 4:04 pm jenner said:
Ugh, lame. I like Matt Damon - he’s a GREAT actor & seems like a decent guy. And he’s def. cute. But Sexiest Man Alive?
Not even CLOSE, IMO.
Then again like you say, this IS People, the biggest ass kisser in the biz, so I guess I’m not surprised.
November 14, 2007
At 4:14 pm Neecie said:
The Sexiest Man Alive could very well be someone that isn’t a celebrity.
Matt is okay. But far from the sexiest.
November 14, 2007
At 4:47 pm Just Me said:
I like him and I think he deserve the title
November 14, 2007
At 5:31 pm martini lover said:
he’s nice but boring. even ben affleck is sexier than he is.
November 14, 2007
At 5:46 pm RS07 said:
There is NOTHING sexy about Matt Damon!
November 14, 2007
At 6:27 pm Bee Hind said:
Matt Damon is not the sexiest man alive, unless a nuclear bomb went off that I didn’t know about and he was in an underground tunnel.
He’s cute, a decent actor, and like Jenner said seems like a good guy.
What’s with the staff at People Magazine? They must not get out enough.
November 14, 2007
At 12:38 am Mette said:
He IS sexy, but far from the sexiest!
And he is a great actor, but I agree, he was the next guy in line from the Oceans movies… Pretty lame…
November 15, 2007
At 8:19 am agita said:
If pumpkin face is the sexiest man alive, someone at People badly needs some glasses.
November 15, 2007
At 12:30 pm Julie said:
Awww, he’s cute in a wholesome way. George and Brad probably paid People to name him Sexiest.
November 15, 2007