Matt Damon is the… *YAWN* … “Sexiest Man Alive”

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People magazine has really taken a chance this year by declaring — wait for it… wait for it… — none other than MATT DAMON the “Sexiest Man Alive!” Well, knock me over with a feather and call me Fifi. I am shocked. Just shocked…!

Actually, no need to call me Fifi. I already have the name of a Scottish Terrier.

Must have been quite a heated debate in the People offices:

“Should we give it to Clooney again? Nah, he blew it with that Fabio debacle. How ’bout Brad…? Nah, he’s got too many damn kids. Hey, I know — how ’bout that other guy from Ocean’s Thirteen? He’s sorta cute.” [NONCOMMITTAL SHRUGS ALL AROUND] “Yeah, sure… why not?

Elliott Gould in 2008!


Posted by Candy ♦ November 14, 2007

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9 Responses to “Matt Damon is the… *YAWN* … “Sexiest Man Alive””

  1. jenner

    Ugh, lame. I like Matt Damon - he’s a GREAT actor & seems like a decent guy. And he’s def. cute. But Sexiest Man Alive?

    Not even CLOSE, IMO.

    Then again like you say, this IS People, the biggest ass kisser in the biz, so I guess I’m not surprised.

  2. Neecie

    The Sexiest Man Alive could very well be someone that isn’t a celebrity.

    Matt is okay. But far from the sexiest.

  3. I like him and I think he deserve the title

  4. martini lover

    he’s nice but boring. even ben affleck is sexier than he is.

  5. RS07

    There is NOTHING sexy about Matt Damon!

  6. Bee Hind

    Matt Damon is not the sexiest man alive, unless a nuclear bomb went off that I didn’t know about and he was in an underground tunnel.
    He’s cute, a decent actor, and like Jenner said seems like a good guy.
    What’s with the staff at People Magazine? They must not get out enough.

  7. Mette

    He IS sexy, but far from the sexiest!

    And he is a great actor, but I agree, he was the next guy in line from the Oceans movies… Pretty lame…

  8. agita

    If pumpkin face is the sexiest man alive, someone at People badly needs some glasses.

  9. Julie

    Awww, he’s cute in a wholesome way. George and Brad probably paid People to name him Sexiest.

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