Filed under: Behold It Or Not
Posted by 14 ♦ November 14, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ November 14, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ November 14, 2007
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 2:06 pm Greg Hornak said:
Haha! I totally love it. I can’t wait to see more!
November 14, 2007
At 2:20 pm Gina said:
This one is AMAZING! The Jack portion made me laugh…Then I saw the real photo, and laughed more.
Keep up the amazing work! I send everyone I know to your site since it rocks <3
xoxos,
-Gina
November 14, 2007
At 2:38 pm Viper Tetsu said:
I can almost hear the late, great Jack Palance hissing out pith like “Brandon Davisss, too oily to be touched-ah…Believe it-ah, or NOT-ah…” just like on the old late-seventies BELIEVE IT OR NOT! TV show. Ah, memories…
You really clinched it with Lisa Rinna. Slap a blonde forties-girl wig on her, and she’d look EXACTLY like the femme fatale lady duck who sweeps Daffy Duck off his feet in that old Looney Tunes cartoon. Glorious.
November 14, 2007
At 2:48 pm Jenn F. said:
Look at him going down on that sub. And those man-boobs! Gach! That is way too funny. Reminiscent of George working the hot dog. (loved that one.) You made Lisa Rinna look as funny as she looks in real life. Ha! Her lips look ridiculous. And Brandon Davis? As usual, you nailed that one perfectly. He’s so gross! So greasy! And he appears to have an ego the size of the planet for some reason. He’s just a greasy fat fuck.
November 14, 2007
At 4:10 pm TheReallyJamesBond said:
Stunningly brilliant as always!!!
November 14, 2007
At 4:20 pm midevil said:
Fantastic!
November 14, 2007
At 4:29 pm Vernice said:
oh! how the chubby have fallen!
November 14, 2007
At 7:23 pm Rianna said:
i thought for a second when i glanced at the photo it was angelina not lisa. love your site!
November 14, 2007
At 9:53 pm Natasha said:
Brilliant, as always, especially Lisa Rinna. Let’s see more celebs with bloated lips!
November 14, 2007
At 12:09 am Javelin said:
hahaha… I live in a pretty unglamourous part of town, but I’ve STILL never seen ANYONE as greasy as that guy. Is it a genetic weakness, possible caused by inbreeding?? Perhaps one easily remedied by showering…
November 15, 2007
At 12:31 am Eize said:
Yay!
November 15, 2007
At 3:33 am Jeff said:
The subtle addition of the duck was sheer brilliance.
November 15, 2007
At 5:03 am mellen said:
Lisa Rinna and her GIGANTIC LIPS repulse me. Even in cartoon form, which is at least palatable. Blech.
Nice work. LOL. Agreed….about ole Jack.
November 15, 2007
At 5:27 am Thorne Smith said:
14 — I never tire of your Brandon Davis shots. From Greasy Bear to Beaver wetnurse, it’s all good.
I have to wonder… does Brandon ever ponder his purpose for existing? It is to excrete as much man-grease as possible? Stumble drunkenly while bellowing “Fire-crotch” every third word? I see nothing but a bloated, greasy sponge. What a friggin’ waste. And that’s why I love, absolutely LOVE, when I see this waste-oid on Gallery of the Absurd!
November 15, 2007
At 6:25 am nechyfer said:
You must continue Behold it or Not! It is my favorite. You never cease to amaze me!
November 15, 2007
At 8:27 am Artbot_24 said:
Brilliant idea, I can’t wait to see more of these. I really love your B+W work.
November 15, 2007
At 9:28 am kelly said:
Hmm…I thought it was Angelina too, because the hair was pulled back and Lisa has short-ish, spiky hair. Other than that though…spot on as usual!
November 15, 2007
At 9:43 am Doodle Whore said:
Lisa Rinna’s lips make me uncomfortable. They’re just so big and.. engorged. Perfect, as usual, 14!
November 15, 2007
At 12:05 pm Derwood said:
Perfect layout & captioning.
Maybe Lisa’s planning on doing AFLACK Insurance commercials.
November 15, 2007
At 3:24 pm Demon Kitty said:
I will never understand why a woman would want to be within a 100 feet of Jack Nicholson’s cock.
The term “man grease” got me where it hurts. Ew!!
November 15, 2007
At 10:05 am Jill-The-Ripper said:
Love it.
I used to be an artist until I became a sign writer by trade, and all my art has dried up inside of me from dealing with morons who love Comic Sans.
Your work makes me feel as if one day I might actually draw again.
November 21, 2007