What I Think His Breath Smells Like:  Hugh Hefner

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An extra dose of Viagra, PoliGrip & many years of now-stale “fish tacos” with sour cream


Posted by Candy ♦ November 13, 2007

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9 Responses to “What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Hugh Hefner”

  1. stell

    ewww!

  2. princess bride

    and ben gay.

  3. Bee Hind

    and prune juice.

  4. librarian kathleen

    …and the questionable aroma of old magazines,
    left in the basement, subject to mold, mildew,
    and the occasional deposit of rat poop…

  5. Scott

    We dudes still think he’s cool coz of our fantasies of getting hot babes to spoon feed us when we are so old we have to nap between feedings.

  6. Traci

    He’s always been a pimp….now he is an old pimp. My guess, possibly old rubbers and KY.
    No class………never had any class…..just money, so he dresses nicely.

  7. sugarbear

    Gin and jello.

  8. Jenn F.

    It takes a pretty base level of intelligence to believe that life is all about sex.

  9. Me

    You did it!!
    You rock!! :)

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