Filed under: Celebrities
Sorry for the late posts today, guys. I just landed in Vegas, where I’m meeting up with my brother and parents. And then I had to wait for my baggage, and then, wouldn’t ya know it, the dog ate my homework…
Okay, okay, enough with the excuses. Time to have fun at celebrities’ expense!
Oh, Chaka Khan. I really do feel for you. Having just flown in my velour jogging suit and ratty sneakers, I can empathize with your need to feel, um, comfortable. But those highlights…? They remind me of how my grandma used to get her hair dyed “auburn” — which was, in fact, an unfortunate shade of eggplant. But everyone was afraid to tell her. Well, I refuse to make the same mistake again. You’re only 54, Chaka! Okay, sorry… Ms. Khan. It’s too soon to give into the eggplant. Next thing you know, you’ll be eating dinner at 3 p.m. and all your conversations will revolve around what you ate that day…
Posted by Candy ♦ November 13, 2007
At 12:32 pm Mette said:
Yeah, I was waiting for my Candy fix
Have a good time in Vegas
November 13, 2007
At 1:06 pm Paige said:
Phew! I was jonesing!
Hope you win big!!
November 13, 2007
At 2:51 pm Bee Hind said:
Looks like Chaka’s been hitting the Mallomars.
November 13, 2007
At 3:02 pm princess bride said:
are those moon boots?
November 13, 2007
At 5:03 pm Scott said:
She is still very beautiful.
November 13, 2007