Heidi Klum Gets Parenting Tips from Britney, and Other Worrisome News

Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears, Celebrities

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Heidi Klum, who chatted with Britney Spears when the pop tart showed up (univited) to her Halloween party, told Ellen DeGeneres that she learned a lot from Britney — including how to properly put on a diaper.

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know.  You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea.  It’s very clever.  I learned a lot of things.”

Good lord.  A string…?  Is Heidi yanking our chain?   Stop staring at Seal’s package for heaven’s sake and pay attention to what you’re doing to those kids, Klum!   While their diapers are falling off, you’re probably trying to feed them a bottle through their ears –.

Heidi?  HEIDI…???   Hell-O?  *SIGH*   Forget it.  I can’t compete with Seal’s biker shorts.   Oh, well.  I’m sure some of that formula will leak into their tummies somehow…


Posted by Candy ♦ November 13, 2007

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15 Responses to “Heidi Klum Gets Parenting Tips from Britney, and Other Worrisome News”

  1. Paige

    She must be kidding-right??

  2. kathleen

    heidi is funny.

    (you are too, candy.)

  3. Michelle

    Really, is she for real or are you just trying to start a rumor? If not, then she is a f**king idiot!

  4. melisa

    OMG, some people are so stupid. She was JOKING PEOPLE! Seriously, what’s wrong with some of you?

  5. stell

    Hey, it’s really hard to be pretty AND smart, ok!? My pal Heidi and I usually leave the diaper stuff to the 2-10 nannies… XD

  6. Bee Hind

    Maybe Party Crashin’ Brit can do a duet CD with Seal!

  7. princess bride

    if it’s a joke it’s not very funny.

  8. Happy Go Lucky

    A string? I agree, the *joking* doesn’t come out real well in print.

    Also, i love the brit pic. Is that the Manny?

  9. jenner

    melisa, dude, RELAX. lol

    I didn’t realize Brit Brit went to Heidi’s Halloween party. Did she wear that atrocious belly baring Pebbles Flintstone on Meth outfit? Yikes.

  10. sugarbear

    Aww when great minds come together. Next time they need to meet and learn now to figure out those pesky shoe laces.

  11. Marie

    I saw the interview and it was sarcasm, though I find it incredibly hard for foreigners to get sarcasm across in other languages.

  12. Ann

    Saw the interview…total sarcasm!

  13. Zoe

    Haha. German sense of humor not every one gets, hm? ;-) That was the first time that i read something from Heidi Klum and liked it.

  14. Exyank

    I laughed out loud when I read that. Obviously she’s joking. :)

  15. Jenn F.

    heehee. Pebbles Flintstone on meth.

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