Filed under: Britney Spears, Top 10 Lists
A bunch of folks who identify themselves as “Team Britney” (Los Angeles — are there really multiple branches?) marched in protest on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame this weekend to defend their embattled pop tart and demand the return of her babies.
Really, people? Out of all the things in this world to protest, THIS is what you commit to?
Hmmm… I can think of at least five other, more worthwhile causes. Which is why I present to you:
HOLY CANDY’S TOP FIVE THINGS MORE WORTHY OF PROTESTING THAN
BRITNEY’S CUSTODY CASE:
5. Those damn automated phone systems that ask you to enter your customer number to “better serve you”… and when you FINALLY get a customer service rep ten minutes later, they ask for your customer number all over again.
4. Commercials for wrinkle creams featuring 25-year-old models.
3. Tip jars at Starbucks, when you’re already paying four bucks for a cup of coffee.
2. Traffic directors for the one-way lanes in the movie theater’s parking garage (yes, I’m talking to YOU, ArcLight Cinemas).
1. The toxic effects of Britney’s boots, which are certainly more dangerous than Three-Mile Island.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 12, 2007
At 12:44 pm Michelle said:
Awww, look, they’ve immitaded Britney’s hair style, how cute. And look, the one on the right even ate Cheetos and is saving them in her chin until she’s hungry again. Now if that’s not devotion…
November 12, 2007
At 1:07 pm martini lover said:
lol! i agree-i’m going to protest starbucks tomorrow! they should be tipping ME after all the money i’ve given them over the years.
November 12, 2007
At 1:19 pm jewed said:
Bunch of sweaty-lookin hillbillies.
Probably Britney’s relations.
November 12, 2007
At 1:53 pm Bee Hind said:
FYI Team Britney:
She doesn’t want her kids back.
If she did, she would have cleaned up her act ages ago.
You have a lot of spunk for 8th grades!
(Maybe you could save the dolphins instead.)
November 12, 2007
At 2:11 pm Jane said:
It looks like a fieldtrip for the
local group home.
November 12, 2007
At 7:08 pm Mama Moon said:
Why is it so “cool” to bash Starbucks? Your four dollars isn’t going into the barista’s pocket. Don’t tip a hairdresser after a $200 ‘do either, huh? Or the waitress after a $80.00 check? See my point? They all pay taxes on their tips, whether you give or not. You should tip for custom, personal service.
As far as Britney, she should be sterilized, as well as Team Britney.
November 12, 2007
At 7:15 pm princess bride said:
tipping at starbucks is bullshit. baristas don’t bring my coffee to my table or wash my hair. i shouldn’t have to tip them any more than i should tip a cashier at mcdonald’s. waitresses and hairdressers are also paid less because their salary is composed mostly of tips-as they should be because it’s performance based. not so for baristas.
November 12, 2007
At 9:12 pm bluehawaii said:
Darn that first Amendment right! Sometimes it just bites you in the ass.
November 12, 2007