The Devil Uses Flat Irons

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Fox News claims Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend Tom Cruise’s big dinner the other night honoring him by the American Museum of the Moving Image because they, well, think he’s a pompous ass.

An insider revealed: “Meryl and Bob can’t stand Tom. In London, Tom kept trying to push himself into interviews. Bob said, ‘No.’ Tom wouldn’t listen. Meryl has done almost nothing for the movie. She wants nothing to do with him.”

To add insult to injury, Lions for Lambs is getting skewered by critics. Variety said it’s a “star-heavy discourse that uses a lot of words to say nothing new,” while Cindy Adams observed that Tom could have been replaced by a paper bag.

Now THAT’S a movie I would have seen. Starring Paper Bag as Senator Hawk… anytime someone disagrees about his approach to the war on terror, he jumps on their head and silences them! Oh, wait — we already have a similar character in the Oval Office.

(I kid, I kid… *AHEM*)


Posted by Candy ♦ November 10, 2007

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7 Responses to “The Devil Uses Flat Irons”

  1. helltotheno

    >>The Devil Uses Flat Irons

    LMAO!

  2. Aine

    jesus cruise is a pompous ass. and batshit crazy.
    someone lock his ass up.

  3. Bee Hind

    I love that Robert Redford & Meryl Streep hate Tom Cruise!
    Like you say:
    “Stars-They’re Just Like Us!”

  4. YEAH! someone lock his ass up before he tries to save us all with his witchcraft…
    ;)

  5. Bobofet

    Tom is so brainwashed

  6. Jenn F.

    The best thing for Tom’s career would be if he went into hiding for a few years and let everyone forget him. Then maybe we wouldn’t be so painfully sick of him. We know way too much about his personal life.

  7. librarian kathleen

    Why in the world would Redford and Streep
    hook up with Batshit Crazy Cruise in the first
    place? Doesn’t it just make you wonder? (Thanks
    Aine, for the batshit crazy description!)

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