This Body Brought to You by Cigs, Meth and Lipo

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Mickey Rourke apparently decided to make the strip search easy for the police — and anyone else who cares to take a gander — as you can see here as a shirtless Mickey leaves the Miami Detention Center after being arrested for DUI on his Vespa.

I’m just disappointed he left his pants on. Why do you tease me so, Mickey?

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Posted by Candy ♦ November 9, 2007

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9 Responses to “This Body Brought to You by Cigs, Meth and Lipo”

  1. omj

    i think you need to sue Maxim for stealing your ’smells like’ posts. What a bunch of untalented, theiving hacks! I’d obectify them, except that they would love it.

  2. jenn

    I saw this pic and thought - Candy needs to do a what his breath smells like post…
    (those guys at Maxim are unoriginal wankers - their day will come)

  3. You guys are so right — a “Breath smells like” post would have been perfect! One of these days.

    As for Maxim… no comment. For once.

  4. Jenn F.

    Mickey Rourke is just so GROSS! Ew-ew-ew! Yucky icky pedophile kiddy pornstar! Gach!

  5. Wawa

    He should play the Bounty Hunter in the made for TV movie.

  6. Hannah

    What is that growing on his face???

  7. librarian kathleen

    All other observations aside…why do I believe
    that if I encountered Mickey on a personal
    basis, one-to-one, in the flesh, I would swoon and lose my self-control?

    I’m just askin’…

  8. Bee Hind

    He looks like Danny Bonaduce’s big brother in that photo.
    Disgusting.

  9. Mickey’s loving the publicity…

    ..slightly pathetic…but oh so very “bad boy-ish.”

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