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As TMZ reported yesterday, Hallmark has responded to Paris Hilton’s lawsuit boo-hooing that they used her image to sell cards with a motion to dismiss the case, sniffing that: “Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”
Here, here! In support of Hallmark’s celebration of the First Amendment, Holy Candy has partnered with the genius artist, Gilmore, at Pretty on the Outside to expand upon Hallmark’s Paris greeting card with an entire line:
Once in a lifetime comes a greeting card collection that genuinely touches your heart. This is not that collection…
Introducing Hallsnark’s Heiress Greeting Card Collection!
When you care enough to send the very best — but only have Paris Hilton.
Occasion: Thank You/Gratitude
Occasion: Sympathy
For more from this collection — including a holiday and “just because” card — check out Pretty on the Outside. Also be sure to visit Gallery of the Absurd’s holiday interpretation of a classic Paris gem that once rankled the heiress’ legal team. Emphasis on rank.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 9, 2007






At 3:10 am Laura Lily said:
Hi,
I love the blog, I had a good look through it, and would be interested in exchanging links with you to my celebrity gossip blog.
Regards Laura Lily.
November 9, 2007
At 6:39 am James said:
This is going too far. No more Hallmark for me.
November 9, 2007
At 7:20 am The Joker said:
Gotta love it. Best of luck to Hallmark on their lawsuit.
It looks like Paris is starting to discover the downside of her longstanding sleazy behaviour. What goes around, comes around, baby!
November 9, 2007
At 7:59 am Jenn F. said:
I love it! That’s fantastic. I especially like how in the “I’m grateful for me” card her nose was Photoshopped ever so slightly, to make it appear that wee bit bigger. Well done. And the sympathy card… sweet jesus that’s funny.
November 9, 2007
At 11:36 am jenner said:
I’ll make it a point to ONLY buy Hallmark from now on LOL
November 9, 2007
At 2:42 pm Wawa said:
Go Hallmark! I need to get that sympathy card.
November 9, 2007
At 8:23 am bluehawaii said:
Love it…
November 10, 2007
At 8:58 am Bee Hind said:
Love the shoes.
November 10, 2007
At 10:30 am Donna said:
re: Hilton…watta a twat
November 13, 2007