Amy Winehouse’s Husband Arrested Over Trial-Fixing Plot

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Proving that crackheads don’t ALWAYS live a fairytale lifestyle, Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested last night over a trial-fixing plot.

Da-da-da-bummmmm…..!

Amy reportedly cried “Baby, I love you!” (although she may have been addressing her crack pipe) as he was taken away on charges of an alleged plot to stop a trial involving assault charges. Police had raided Amy’s house to probe allegations that $400,000 would have been paid to a key witness to stay away from the case and refuse to give evidence.

“They tried to make me testify, but I said –”

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Spoofing that song’s become too cliché, you say? Yeah, you’re right. Bummer.

Holy Candy’s sources say the toughest part of prison for Blake will not be overcoming his crack addiction, but rather figuring out how to transform his “Amy” tattoo into “Bubba’s Bitch.”


Posted by Candy ♦ November 9, 2007

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7 Responses to “Amy Winehouse’s Husband Arrested Over Trial-Fixing Plot”

  1. kathleen

    maybe she’ll get forced into rehab while he’s in the slammer.

    (btw - nice wet pit in the picture. blech!)

  2. OH DEAR LORD that pic is awful *bleaches eyes*

    Kathleen - I agree. Remove the biggest problem in her life, and it might help sort her out. I know only SHE can sort herself out, but since hubby is the #1 negative influence in her life…well, it can only be a good thing if he’s gone, I’d imagine.

    Althoguh, as Lainey would say, crack love IS forever…*sigh*

  3. Wawa

    It’s funny he was arrested for something other than drugs!

  4. librarian kathleen

    Why do I feel that the next stop is the morgue
    for one or both of these lovebirds?

    The sad thing is, she does really, truly appear
    to be in the throes of a grand passion for this
    freak. And when someone is caught in that,
    there’s nothing anyone else can do to convince
    her that he’s a complete waste of human flesh.

    Such a shame. She’s got a fabulous voice.

  5. Don’t you hate when your husband is arrested for trying to fix a trial??

    GOD!! I hate it when that happens. (Who ARE these people? The Sopranos.)

  6. Bee Hind

    Yeah, they’re the Sopranos, but without the muscle and the great food! (God I always got hungry watching that show.)

  7. Me too Bee Hind. Ahahahaha.

    These two could use some great Italian food. Instead, they’re all skinny and shaking in the corner….waiting for the next speedball.

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